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    27 Clean Jokes To Tell Your Kids That Are Actually Funny

    Make the kid in your life laugh until they wet themselves.

    1. What do you call a hen who counts her eggs? A mathemachicken!

    2. Why was the broom late? It overswept!


    3. What's a cheerleader's favorite cereal? Cheerios!


    4. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear!

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    5. What do you call a story about a broken pencil? Pointless!

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    6. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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    7. What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it was "R" but it's the "C" they love!

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    8. What do you tell Simba when he's walking too slow? Mufasa!

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    9. Why is it a bad idea to tell a burrito a secret? They might spill the beans!


    10. What does a nut say when it sneezes? Cashew!

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    11. Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side!

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    12. Knock, knock! Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!

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    13. Why did the pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling!


    14. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be called bagels!

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    15. What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday — the rest are weekdays!


    16. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!

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    17. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired!

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    18. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

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    19. What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop!

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    20. Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The Baa baa shop!

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    21. How did the french fry propose to the hamburger? He gave her an onion ring!


    22. What did the frustrated cat say? Are you kitten me right meow?

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    23. How does a dog stop a video? By hitting the paws button!


    24. What do you call two octopuses that look exactly the same? Itenticle!

    25. What is a snake's favorite school subject? Hisssstory!

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    26. Why do spiders make such great baseball players? Because they catch flies!

    27. Where do hamburgers take their sweethearts on Valentine's Day to dance? The Meat Ball!

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