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    26 Things That Will Make You Laugh But Also Feel A Little Dead Inside

    Funny people who are also really, really cynical...this one's for you.

    Hello, friends! Would you like to laugh a lot, but also feel kind of sad and empty inside afterward? Maybe even a little hopeless? Yes? Well, this is the post for you.

    Enjoy! Or, er, don't:

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    I remember my moms Uncle Joe died and got cremated and we were on the way to the funeral and she said she wanted some coffee and my older brother said “well we got a box ‘a Joe right here” and that didn’t make her laugh

    Twitter: @RemmyBux

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    how does a Matrix movie work in 2021? I'm supposed to be scared of living in a fake reality, trapped forever in 1999? Shit frost my tips and log me in

    Twitter: @kennykeil

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    If every person on earth just recycled, stopped using plastic straws, and drove an electric car, 100 corporations would still produce 70% of total global emissions.

    Twitter: @GoodPoliticGuy

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    When I was five, I found out my grandpa had a twin, when I saw him after my grandpa's funeral. A fucking heads up would have been nice.

    Twitter: @oksheesh

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    I love the stock market because when it goes up we get nothing but when it goes down we all lose our jobs. Except during a pandemic when it goes up and we still lose our jobs

    Twitter: @yeoldedad

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    Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his early 30's

    Twitter: @Dan_skili

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    Capitalism: good news! with technology we can produce more with half the work. Workers: cool! so we only have to work half the hours? Capital: … Workers: we get paid double? Capital: … Workers: we retire sooner? Capital: … Workers: … Capital: btw, we rolled back your pensions

    Twitter: @existentialcoms

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    Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts

    Twitter: @jeffkasanoff

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    We've gotta send kids back to school so one day they can be doctors and scientists, and everyone can ignore them.

    Twitter: @fattmernandez

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    Thanks for reading!