21 Clothes That Were Made In The Year 3000 While Ours Are Basically Rags

    WARNING: Read this only if you're willing to feel very bored by your wardrobe.

    1. This dress shirt with a built-in cooling fan for hot days:

    2. And these jeans that are scratch-and-sniff (raspberry flavor, thankfully):

    3. This dress that solved the problem of visible bra straps:

    4. This Tabasco cap that comes with pouches to hold tiny bottles of Tabasco:

    5. And these shorts that have tiny jean shorts for pockets:

    6. This shirt that has a lens cloth sewn into it so you can always clean your glasses:

    7. This jacket that comes with a built-in pair of wind goggles:

    8. And this shirt that comes with a tag you can plant in the ground and grow wildflowers:

    9. These pants made out of festival hats from festivals throughout the years:

    10. This maintenance man's shirt that has a message for anyone approaching:

    11. This elements-ready jacket that has tips for surviving in the wilderness:

    12. This T-shirt that arrived compressed into a square:

    13. And this hat that came in a bag of air...and perfect condition:

    14. This shark T-shirt with — get this — pectoral fin pockets:

    15. This children's jacket that knows it's going to become a hand-me-down:

    16. This shirt that comes with an illustration and bio of the person who made it:

    17. And this jacket that has the coordinates to Area 51 on the front:

    18. This shirt that comes with a tag reading, "Not for use as pants":

    19. And this shirt with care instructions that include, "Don't slap pandas":

    20. This T-shirt that has the entire screenplay of _Pulp Fiction _written on it:

    21. And lastly, this wedding dress that has pockets. POCKETS!