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This dress shirt with a built-in cooling fan for hot days:
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And these jeans that are scratch-and-sniff (raspberry flavor, thankfully):
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This dress that solved the problem of visible bra straps:
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This Tabasco cap that comes with pouches to hold tiny bottles of Tabasco:
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And these shorts that have tiny jean shorts for pockets:
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This shirt that has a lens cloth sewn into it so you can always clean your glasses:
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This jacket that comes with a built-in pair of wind goggles:
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And this shirt that comes with a tag you can plant in the ground and grow wildflowers:
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These pants made out of festival hats from festivals throughout the years:
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This maintenance man's shirt that has a message for anyone approaching:
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This elements-ready jacket that has tips for surviving in the wilderness:
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This T-shirt that arrived compressed into a square:
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And this hat that came in a bag of air...and perfect condition:
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This shark T-shirt with — get this — pectoral fin pockets:
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This children's jacket that knows it's going to become a hand-me-down:
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This shirt that comes with an illustration and bio of the person who made it:
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And this jacket that has the coordinates to Area 51 on the front:
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This shirt that comes with a tag reading, "Not for use as pants":
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And this shirt with care instructions that include, "Don't slap pandas":
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This T-shirt that has the entire screenplay of _Pulp Fiction _written on it:
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And lastly, this wedding dress that has pockets. POCKETS!