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    19 Hilariously Epic Comebacks That Left People In Little Piles Of Dust On The Ground

    My usual comeback: "Oh yeah? Well..." These people's comebacks: Literal fire.

    1. This daughter who left her dad in a pile of ashes on the floor:

    my daughter was wearing a flannel hoodie so I said “hey, the 90’s called” and she replied “yeah cause they couldn’t text” and godDAMMIT I’m getting really tired of my kids owning me

    Twitter: @GrantTanaka

    2. And this mom who did the same to her daughter:

    My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old. Me: that’s not that old, I have sheets older than that. Mother: well perhaps your sheets aren’t getting as much action as our coffee machine. I’m going to need an ambulance.

    Twitter: @callapilla

    3. This counterprotestor's perfect and hilarious comeback:

    I don’t care if repost made me laugh from clevercomebacks

    4. This British person's very clever response to an American who came for their accents:

    Oof! British people be like... from clevercomebacks

    5. And this sneaky smart takedown of British Imperialism:

    Twitter: @SumzIbrahiim

    6. This heroic defender of dad bods everywhere:

    shrek grossed 484 million just so we’re clear https://t.co/GmuMK2Momz

    Twitter: @TheAccountOfSam

    7. And this comeback that probably made Kevin Sorbo regret his tweet:

    @ksorbs If this was a communist takeover, you would have a job.

    Twitter: @tonyposnanski

    8. This funny comeback to an equally funny comment (honestly, kudos to both of them for getting so much comedic mileage out of the word "menu"):

    I love puns from clevercomebacks

    9. This comeback that earned every one of those six o's:

    @fox5dc Lmfaoooooo what yal gon do? Send em home?

    Twitter: @Mvdvlv

    10. And this response that demolished some anti-mask silliness:

    Please wear a mask and stay safe. from clevercomebacks

    11. How about some classic comebacks? Here's an A+ one from The Beatles:

    Another reason to love the Beatles from clevercomebacks

    12. And here's an equally clever response from Marilyn Monroe:

    Marilyn Monroe was a madlass from madlass

    13. This bullseye response to someone who tried to come for an Olympic hero:

    “How many gold medals do you have?” from clevercomebacks

    14. This wonderfully irreverent response that also makes a point:

    Totally true from clevercomebacks

    15. Comebacks aren't just for people! They're for sassy companies (OK, social media managers) too:

    @KaelaDianne97 They should call you Kayla because that's how it's supposed to be spelled

    Twitter: @MoonPie

    16. Walmart's comeback may be even funnier than MoonPie's:

    @chaselyons Why do you keep stealing eggplant, Chase?

    Twitter: @Walmart

    17. This hilariously cold response that only MCU fans will get:

    If you wanna see Black Widow drop on Disney+, jump to 1:52:50 in Avengers: Endgame. https://t.co/2ZB4Nx9S85

    Twitter: @BrandonDavisBD

    18. This funny comeback that rained on a ridiculous statement:

    You supposed to become waterproof after you turn 18 or something? Lol https://t.co/5DhAZnXrPH

    Twitter: @Itsjust_j__

    19. And this hilarious comeback to someone who probably deleted their account after this:

    Bold choice of posts! from clevercomebacks

    H/T:r/clevercomebacks

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