Today's subject is...boyfriends. Before you have one, you probably imagine it'd be a little something like this:
In reality, though, boyfriends tend to be less charming, a whole lot more sarcastic, and, at times, absolutely infuriating.
(I should know — I was one...and am now a less charming/sarcastic/infuriating husband. Hi honey!)
But you want examples, right? Here are a bunch of guys who may or may not still be in relationships by the time you read this:
Why yes, that is the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation:
It reads: "Please send me an extra empty box that has 'whatever' written in big letters because that's what my girlfriend says she wants."
10. This boyfriend decided to test whether his girlfriend was fearless or not by putting this Taylor Swift cutout at the top of the stairs:
so my boyfriend decided to scare me by putting taylor at the top of the stairs
14. This boyfriend went to get sponges for the kitchen and somehow came back with the most creepy and unsettling sponge possible:
My boyfriend is not allowed to buy anything for our apartment ever again
Her gift, meanwhile, was a 1920s dystopian book by a Russian author of great literary significance, so, you know, basically the same as the giant penis book.
His response reads: "Gave it a nicotine patch. It quit smoking. Give it words of encouragement to prevent relapse."
20. And this Coke-loving boyfriend, after learning that his girlfriend liked Pepsi Next, did this:
It reads: "Something that is not entirely unlike Caesar dressing."
The (yikes) label:
