Just How Gross Are Your Parenting Habits?

When you have kids, there's gross and then there's gross.

1. Have you ever wiped your kid's nose with your bare hand?

   

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    Yes, a parent's gotta do what a parent's gotta do.

   Yes, a parent's gotta do what a parent's gotta do.

    I've used my sleeve, but my hand? No way.

   I've used my sleeve, but my hand? No way.

    Gag. No, no, no, no, no.

   Gag. No, no, no, no, no.

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   Yes, a parent's gotta do what a parent's gotta do.
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   I've used my sleeve, but my hand? No way.
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   Gag. No, no, no, no, no.

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1. Have you tasted your or your partner’s breast milk?

   

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    Never. DO. NOT. WANT.

   Never. DO. NOT. WANT.

    I tried a little taste of it once out of curiosity.

   I tried a little taste of it once out of curiosity.

    I've drunk it more than a few times. I like it!

   I've drunk it more than a few times. I like it!

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   Never. DO. NOT. WANT.
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   I tried a little taste of it once out of curiosity.
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   I've drunk it more than a few times. I like it!

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1. Do you/did you bite your baby's nails?

   

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    Totally. It's way easier than using nail clippers.

   Totally. It's way easier than using nail clippers.

    People actually do that?

   People actually do that?

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   Totally. It's way easier than using nail clippers.
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   People actually do that?

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1. Do you make your kid breathe into your face to test if they’ve brushed their teeth?

   

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    Of course. It's the only way to get definitive proof.

   Of course. It's the only way to get definitive proof.

    Looking at their teeth is as far as I'll go.

   Looking at their teeth is as far as I'll go.

    Ew, no. I'll take their word for it.

   Ew, no. I'll take their word for it.

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   Of course. It's the only way to get definitive proof.
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   Looking at their teeth is as far as I'll go.
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   Ew, no. I'll take their word for it.

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1. Do you use the NoseFrida?

   

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    Of course! It really works!

   Of course! It really works!

    I don't care if it works. I'm not going there.

   I don't care if it works. I'm not going there.

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   Of course! It really works!
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   I don't care if it works. I'm not going there.

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1. If you use the NoseFrida, do you find it strangely satisfying?

   

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    Yes! Especially when I get a lot out!

   Yes! Especially when I get a lot out!

    No! What's wrong with you?

   No! What's wrong with you?

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   Yes! Especially when I get a lot out!
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   No! What's wrong with you?

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1. Have you ever gone as long as a week without bathing your kid?

   

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    A week? Get out of here!

   A week? Get out of here!

    Maybe once in the summer.

   Maybe once in the summer.

    Sure. As long as your kid doesn't stink, I say it's fine.

   Sure. As long as your kid doesn't stink, I say it's fine.

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   A week? Get out of here!
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   Maybe once in the summer.
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   Sure. As long as your kid doesn't stink, I say it's fine.

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1. Have you ever let your kid spit out something they didn't like into your hand?

   

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    I've done it so many times I don't even think twice anymore.

   I've done it so many times I don't even think twice anymore.

    Yes, once, but the memory still haunts me.

   Yes, once, but the memory still haunts me.

    No! That is gross!

   No! That is gross!

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   I've done it so many times I don't even think twice anymore.
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   Yes, once, but the memory still haunts me.
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   No! That is gross!

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1. Have you ever stuck a finger into your kid’s diaper to see if it was dirty?

   

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    Yes. (Just to confirm — this is totally anonymous, right?)

   Yes. (Just to confirm — this is totally anonymous, right?)

    No!

   No!

    I actually don't have kids. I don't know why I'm taking this. But I do know I'm now horrified.

   I actually don't have kids. I don't know why I'm taking this. But I do know I'm now horrified.

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   Yes. (Just to confirm — this is totally anonymous, right?)
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   No!
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   I actually don't have kids. I don't know why I'm taking this. But I do know I'm now horrified.

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1. Will you eat your kid’s leftovers even if they’ve spit some of it back onto the plate?

   

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    Sure. Just eat around the offending stuff.

   Sure. Just eat around the offending stuff.

    No. Some of you need to get help.

   No. Some of you need to get help.

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   No. Some of you need to get help.

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1. Do you abide by the 5-second rule at home?

   

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    Always. (My floors are clean.)

   Always. (My floors are clean.)

    Depends how loudly my kid starts crying.

   Depends how loudly my kid starts crying.

    If you're asking if I feed my children food off the floor, the answer is no.

   If you're asking if I feed my children food off the floor, the answer is no.

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   Always. (My floors are clean.)
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   Depends how loudly my kid starts crying.
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   If you're asking if I feed my children food off the floor, the answer is no.

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1. How about the 5-second rule in public?

   

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    No way! That's nasty!

   No way! That's nasty!

    Sometimes. Depends on how and where it lands.

   Sometimes. Depends on how and where it lands.

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   No way! That's nasty!
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   Sometimes. Depends on how and where it lands.

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1. Have you ever changed your baby’s diaper and then sat down to eat without washing your hands?

   

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    I've done it. Not proud of it, but I've done it.

   I've done it. Not proud of it, but I've done it.

    Gag. That's a big "no."

   Gag. That's a big "no."

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Have you ever changed your baby’s diaper and then sat down to eat without washing your hands?

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   I've done it. Not proud of it, but I've done it.
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   Gag. That's a big "no."

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1. Have you ever gone #2 with your kid sitting on your lap?

   

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    I've had a toddler, so yes. A lot.

   I've had a toddler, so yes. A lot.

    It's happened but I don't encourage it.

   It's happened but I don't encourage it.

    No. People, look. You need to have SOME boundaries between you and your kids.

   No. People, look. You need to have SOME boundaries between you and your kids.

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Have you ever gone #2 with your kid sitting on your lap?

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