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Just How Gross Are Your Parenting Habits?

When you have kids, there's gross and then there's gross.

  1. Have you ever wiped your kid's nose with your bare hand?

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Have you ever wiped your kid's nose with your bare hand?
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    Yes, a parent's gotta do what a parent's gotta do.
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    I've used my sleeve, but my hand? No way.
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    Gag. No, no, no, no, no.
  1. Have you tasted your or your partner’s breast milk?

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Have you tasted your or your partner’s breast milk?
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    Never. DO. NOT. WANT.
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    I tried a little taste of it once out of curiosity.
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    I've drunk it more than a few times. I like it!
  1. Do you/did you bite your baby's nails?

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Do you/did you bite your baby's nails?
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    Totally. It's way easier than using nail clippers.
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    People actually do that?
  1. Do you make your kid breathe into your face to test if they’ve brushed their teeth?

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Do you make your kid breathe into your face to test if they’ve brushed their teeth?
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    Of course. It's the only way to get definitive proof.
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    Looking at their teeth is as far as I'll go.
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    Ew, no. I'll take their word for it.
  1. Do you use the NoseFrida?

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Do you use the NoseFrida?
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    Of course! It really works!
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    I don't care if it works. I'm not going there.
  1. If you use the NoseFrida, do you find it strangely satisfying?

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If you use the NoseFrida, do you find it strangely satisfying?
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    Yes! Especially when I get a lot out!
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    No! What's wrong with you?
  1. Have you ever gone as long as a week without bathing your kid?

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Have you ever gone as long as a week without bathing your kid?
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    A week? Get out of here!
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    Maybe once in the summer.
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    Sure. As long as your kid doesn't stink, I say it's fine.
  1. Have you ever let your kid spit out something they didn't like into your hand?

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Have you ever let your kid spit out something they didn't like into your hand?
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    I've done it so many times I don't even think twice anymore.
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    Yes, once, but the memory still haunts me.
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    No! That is gross!
  1. Have you ever stuck a finger into your kid’s diaper to see if it was dirty?

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Have you ever stuck a finger into your kid’s diaper to see if it was dirty?
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    Yes. (Just to confirm — this is totally anonymous, right?)
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    No!
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    I actually don't have kids. I don't know why I'm taking this. But I do know I'm now horrified.
  1. Will you eat your kid’s leftovers even if they’ve spit some of it back onto the plate?

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Will you eat your kid’s leftovers even if they’ve spit some of it back onto the plate?
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    Sure. Just eat around the offending stuff.
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    No. Some of you need to get help.
  1. Do you abide by the 5-second rule at home?

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Do you abide by the 5-second rule at home?
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    Always. (My floors are clean.)
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    Depends how loudly my kid starts crying.
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    If you're asking if I feed my children food off the floor, the answer is no.
  1. How about the 5-second rule in public?

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How about the 5-second rule in public?
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    No way! That's nasty!
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    Sometimes. Depends on how and where it lands.
  1. Have you ever changed your baby’s diaper and then sat down to eat without washing your hands?

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Have you ever changed your baby’s diaper and then sat down to eat without washing your hands?
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    I've done it. Not proud of it, but I've done it.
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    Gag. That's a big "no."
  1. Have you ever gone #2 with your kid sitting on your lap?

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Have you ever gone #2 with your kid sitting on your lap?
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