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    31 Things You Won't Miss When Your Kids Are Grown

    There are plenty of amazing things you will miss. These are not them.

    1. Flying with kids.

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    2. This.

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    3. Dora and all of her questions.

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    4. The snaps on baby clothes.

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    WHY?!?!?!?!

    5. Judgement from other parents.

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    And non-parents, too.

    6. Teeny bopper music.

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    You won't miss your kid kissing cardboard cutouts either.

    7. Potty training.

    8. Manipulative toy commercials.

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    "No, sweetie, it won't actually swim in the ocean." "YES, IT WILL!!"

    9. "Family sized" grocery bills.

    10. Germ infested play areas.

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    There's not enough Purell in the world.

    11. Stepping on a Lego.

    12. Tantrums

    13. This question:

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    14. Cleaning a sippy cup with spoiled milk in it.

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    15. Getting your kids in and out of their car seats.

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    This is the worst when you only have to run in somewhere for two seconds.

    16. Folding baby clothes.

    17. Blowout diapers.

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    Nope. Nope, nope, nope.

    18. Crushed Cheerios and Goldfish crackers sprinkled throughout your backseat.

    19. Getting up super early on the weekend.

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    You mean you didn't want to get up before dawn to fix your kid a bowl of cereal?

    20. Parenting when you're sick.

    21. Bad babysitters

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    Some snoop through your stuff while others eat all your food. Good times!

    22. This neighborhood kid:

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    23. The constant cleaning and picking up.

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    24. All of the laundry.

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    25. Taking your kids into gas station bathrooms.

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    They're bad enough when you’re not with a kid who wants to touch everything.

    26. Carrying around a giant diaper bag.

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    27. All the broken stuff.

    28. Having "The Talk."

    29. Helping your kids with their math homework.

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    Make that trying to help.

    30. Sullen teenagers.

    31. Lost blankies.

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