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31 Things You Won't Miss When Your Kids Are Grown

There are plenty of amazing things you will miss. These are not them.

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1. Flying with kids.

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2. This.

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3. Dora and all of her questions.

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4. The snaps on baby clothes.

WHY?!?!?!?!
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WHY?!?!?!?!

5. Judgement from other parents.

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And non-parents, too.

6. Teeny bopper music.

You won't miss your kid kissing cardboard cutouts either.
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You won't miss your kid kissing cardboard cutouts either.

8. Manipulative toy commercials.

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"No, sweetie, it won't actually swim in the ocean." "YES, IT WILL!!"

9. "Family sized" grocery bills.

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10. Germ infested play areas.

There's not enough Purell in the world.
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There's not enough Purell in the world.

11. Stepping on a Lego.

12. Tantrums

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Especially at the store. Those are the best.

13. This question:

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14. Cleaning a sippy cup with spoiled milk in it.

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15. Getting your kids in and out of their car seats.

This is the worst when you only have to run in somewhere for two seconds.
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This is the worst when you only have to run in somewhere for two seconds.

17. Blowout diapers.

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Nope. Nope, nope, nope.

18. Crushed Cheerios and Goldfish crackers sprinkled throughout your backseat.

19. Getting up super early on the weekend.

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You mean you didn't want to get up before dawn to fix your kid a bowl of cereal?

20. Parenting when you're sick.

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21. Bad babysitters

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Some snoop through your stuff while others eat all your food. Good times!

22. This neighborhood kid:

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23. The constant cleaning and picking up.

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24. All of the laundry.

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25. Taking your kids into gas station bathrooms.

They're bad enough when you’re not with a kid who wants to touch everything.
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They're bad enough when you’re not with a kid who wants to touch everything.

26. Carrying around a giant diaper bag.

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27. All the broken stuff.

28. Having "The Talk."

29. Helping your kids with their math homework.

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Make that trying to help.

30. Sullen teenagers.

31. Lost blankies.

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Families have been destroyed over less.

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