1."When someone exaggerates their sneeze to make it louder than it needs to be and makes it actually sound like the word 'ah-choo.'"
2."When people pronounce library as 'lie-berry' or say 'nu-CU-ler' instead of 'nuclear.' I always feel like Hermione telling Ron that it's leviOsa not leviosA because it seems so minute to them, but it's so important to me."
3."When someone says, 'We're pregnant.' No, 'we' aren't. She is. You two might be having a baby, but she's the one who is pregnant."
4."When someone makes that 'ahh' sound after drinking something."
5."When people chew loudly. It makes me want to punch them in their throat."
6."When I send someone an informative or meaningful text and they respond with ‘k.’"
7."When people get their food before you even though you ordered first."
9."Open drawers. It doesn’t even take a second to close the damn thing all the way."
10."When there’s no hook for your purse in a public bathroom!"
11."Slurping a drink when it’s almost all gone."
12."When I have a friend over and we’re supposed to be doing something together but they’re on their phone."
13."When someone leaves a room without turning off the lights!"
14."When someone leaves their socks on during sex. Like, really? You didn’t have an extra 3 seconds to spare to take off those stupid, sloppy socks pre-smash?"
15."When people speak and I can hear the spit in their mouths. I will turn off a documentary if someone is loud enough for me to hear. And I won’t listen to talk radio because of this — it’s like they all have their microphones under their tongues."
16."When someone tells me to do something right before I was going to do it. Doesn’t make me want to complete the task any more."
17."When people read over my shoulder — on my phone, a book, or my laptop. Anything really. It make me incredibly steamed for some reason."
18."People who use their cellphones during movies! Are you so attached to your tech that you can’t go two hours without looking at it? At least leave the theater if you can’t control yourself."
19."People who ask what’s happening during a movie instead of just watching the movie. If people would just be quiet and watch then they would understand what is going on!"
20."When I have headphones in my ears and they get caught on something and pulled out of my ears."
21."When someone opens my door to talk to me, and then when they leave THEY DON’T CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND THEM."
22."When I have to wait more than two seconds for a webpage to load."
23."When people ask questions that could be easily answered through the power of observation. For example, I used to work in a coffee shop and people would ask if we sold coffee."
24."When you're waiting in line at the grocery store, and a cashier opens a new register and says, 'I can help whoever is next in line' and the person at the END of the line dashes over. They are clearly NOT the NEXT person in line!"
25."People who don’t use their turn signals."
26."People who hit elevator buttons that are already lit. Pushing it again will not make it show up faster, YOU ARE NOT AN ELEVATOR WHISPERER."
27."Christina Aguilera. She’s really talented but she makes me so angry. I’m sorry."
28."Snoring. It is one of the worst noises in the world."
29."When people say 'conversate' instead of 'converse.' It makes me very angry when people use words that are not really words."