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    28 Things People Obsessed With Cookie Butter Will Understand

    "And on the eighth day God created cookie butter."

    Mike Spohr
    by Mike Spohr

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. You started out eating regular cookie butter...

    2. But it wasn't long before you'd tried crunchy...

    3. And cocoa swirl.

    4. Okay, and the ice cream, too. You might have a problem.

    5. Your favorite way to eat this manna from heaven is with a spoon.

    6. And you keep scraping the bottom of the jar long after it's gone.

    7. You've turned on everyone in your life to the glory that is cookie butter.

    8. And when I say everyone...

    9. I mean EVERYONE.

    10. This is what your dreams look like at night.

    11. You've gone from hiding it in your kitchen to bringing a stash with you wherever you go.

    12. And you definitely bust it out when in traffic.

    13. You've run to the store with every intention of just getting shampoo, but it never works out that way.

    14. When you discover a new cookie butter product you're both excited and scared.

    15. You're pretty sure the container was designed to fit snuggly in the ridges of your couch.

    16. You usually eat the good stuff by yourself, but not without company.

    17. You: "Gilmore Girls is now on Netflix? I know what we're doing with our weekend, Cookie Butter."

    18. You eat so much cookie butter that you can scoop out an exact serving size.

    19. You've stood in the kitchen and tried to talk yourself out of eating it.

    20. Yes, the guilt is real.

    21. To feel better about how much cookie butter you eat, you often eat it with something healthy.

    22. When you discover a restaurant that makes a Cookie Butter Shake, it instantly became your favorite restaurant.

    23. When you hear about people putting cookie butter on something weird - like a hamburger - you're more intrigued than grossed out.

    24. Cookie butter bacon? Yeah, you're down.

    25. In a moment of weakness you've paired it with something every bit as decadent.

    26. You tell yourself you're going to lay off the stuff for a while, but then you see a display of these gems...

    27. And leave it looking like this.

    28. Basically, cookie butter is now a permanent part of your life, and you're more than okay with that.