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28 Things People Obsessed With Cookie Butter Will Understand

"And on the eighth day God created cookie butter."

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1. You started out eating regular cookie butter...

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2. But it wasn't long before you'd tried crunchy...

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4. Okay, and the ice cream, too. You might have a problem.

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5. Your favorite way to eat this manna from heaven is with a spoon.

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6. And you keep scraping the bottom of the jar long after it's gone.

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Your brain tells you to stop, but your heart cries out, "Don't give up."

7. You've turned on everyone in your life to the glory that is cookie butter.

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8. And when I say everyone...

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10. This is what your dreams look like at night.

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Sex dreams? Lol. Cookie butter dreams!

11. You've gone from hiding it in your kitchen to bringing a stash with you wherever you go.

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12. And you definitely bust it out when in traffic.

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13. You've run to the store with every intention of just getting shampoo, but it never works out that way.

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Deep down you know this was your plan all along.

14. When you discover a new cookie butter product you're both excited and scared.

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"Cookies and Cream? Yay! Also, I'm doomed."

15. You're pretty sure the container was designed to fit snuggly in the ridges of your couch.

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16. You usually eat the good stuff by yourself, but not without company.

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Michael and Holly would totally love cookie butter, you're sure of it.

17. You: "Gilmore Girls is now on Netflix? I know what we're doing with our weekend, Cookie Butter."

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18. You eat so much cookie butter that you can scoop out an exact serving size.

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19. You've stood in the kitchen and tried to talk yourself out of eating it.

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"I wish I could quit you, cookie butter."

20. Yes, the guilt is real.

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#TheStruggle

21. To feel better about how much cookie butter you eat, you often eat it with something healthy.

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But really, you're just eating as many calories while mucking up the glorious taste.

22. When you discover a restaurant that makes a Cookie Butter Shake, it instantly became your favorite restaurant.

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Your friend: "What's your favorite meal at this new favorite restaurant of yours?" You: "Eh, whatever. The food is pretty lousy."

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23. When you hear about people putting cookie butter on something weird - like a hamburger - you're more intrigued than grossed out.

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Come to me, you bizarre yet undoubtedly delicious burger.

24. Cookie butter bacon? Yeah, you're down.

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25. In a moment of weakness you've paired it with something every bit as decadent.

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In the morning you hate yourself for it. (But not as much as you love yourself for it.)

26. You tell yourself you're going to lay off the stuff for a while, but then you see a display of these gems...

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27. And leave it looking like this.

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"Cookie butter has the upper hand! I repeat! Cookie butter has the upper hand!"

28. Basically, cookie butter is now a permanent part of your life, and you're more than okay with that.

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One more thing: You're going to want to check out these 21 cookie butter recipes.

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