1. This guy who was too drunk to realize that Dave Grohl was inches away from his face.
3. This poor soul who was too hammered to realize what was happening right in front of him.
4. This guy whose tolerance didn’t stack up to that of his buds.
12. This man who was oh so close to making it to the urinal.
17. This guy who got his PJs on but never made it out of the bathroom.
24. This guy who undoubetedly drank most of those beers himself.
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