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27 Onesies Your Baby Needs This Holiday Season

'Tis the onesie season.

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1. Mean Girls.

Because Damien was totally the best part of Mean Girls. Get it here for $19.
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Because Damien was totally the best part of Mean Girls. Get it here for $19.

2. Merry, er, Murray Christmas.

Screening of Scrooged totally optional. Get it here for $14.95.
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Screening of Scrooged totally optional. Get it here for $14.95.

3. The Festivus for the rest of us.

Celebrate Frank Costanza's holiday by airing your grievances. Get it here for $24.
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Celebrate Frank Costanza's holiday by airing your grievances. Get it here for $24.

4. This Jay Z/Grinch mashup.

Hey, Beyonce — you need this for your next baby. Get it here for $14.99.
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Hey, Beyonce — you need this for your next baby. Get it here for $14.99.

5. A Christmas Story.

Be sure to pronounce it "FRA-GEE-LAY." Get it here for $16.99.
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Be sure to pronounce it "FRA-GEE-LAY." Get it here for $16.99.

6. Buddy the Elf's sassiest quote.

I'm not telling you how to enjoy your holiday, but you could do worse than snuggling up to your baby in this onesie and watching Elf together. Get it here for 12.99+
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I'm not telling you how to enjoy your holiday, but you could do worse than snuggling up to your baby in this onesie and watching Elf together. Get it here for 12.99+

7. Santa Baby.

Perfect for your Santa cutie. Get it here for $15.99.
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Perfect for your Santa cutie. Get it here for $15.99.

8. This onesie that would definitely crack up Gwen Stefani (and just about anyone else).

You'll be singing the B-A-N-A-N-A-S part during diaper changes. Get it here for $16.50.
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You'll be singing the B-A-N-A-N-A-S part during diaper changes. Get it here for $16.50.

9. The baby version of an ugly Christmas sweater.

Embrace the ugliness here for $14.99.
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Embrace the ugliness here for $14.99.

10. Cousin Eddie's best quote, take one.

Ideal for your classiest holiday functions. Get it here for $13.99.
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Ideal for your classiest holiday functions. Get it here for $13.99.

11. Cousin Eddie's best quote, take two.

Wipe away the memory of this summer's Vacation remake with this throwback to Christmas Vacation. Get it here for $24.
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Wipe away the memory of this summer's Vacation remake with this throwback to Christmas Vacation. Get it here for $24.

12. The cat's pajamas, er, onesie.

(DISCLAIMER: The following blurb contains a dad joke.) Put your baby in this onesie at Christmas and they'll be feline fine. Get it here for $18.
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(DISCLAIMER: The following blurb contains a dad joke.) Put your baby in this onesie at Christmas and they'll be feline fine. Get it here for $18.

13. This perfect onesie for when you get your tree.

This one's a real tree-t. (Oops... I probably should have added a disclaimer for that one too.) Get it here for $12+.
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This one's a real tree-t. (Oops... I probably should have added a disclaimer for that one too.) Get it here for $12+.

14. Home Alone 2.

Just don't leave your baby home alone. Get it here for $14.95.
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Just don't leave your baby home alone. Get it here for $14.95.

15. This onesie that makes you think for a second.

This onesie deserves some R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Get it here for $14.95.
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This onesie deserves some R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Get it here for $14.95.

16. Snowman.

The only drawback of this onesie is the unavoidable moment when someone says, "Do you wanna build a snowman, little feller?" Get it here for $18.13.
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The only drawback of this onesie is the unavoidable moment when someone says, "Do you wanna build a snowman, little feller?" Get it here for $18.13.

17. Rock Star of David.

Your baby will own those eight crazy nights. Get it here for $14.99.
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Your baby will own those eight crazy nights. Get it here for $14.99.

18. This onesie for a baby who already loves Christmas.

Who loves Christmas? This baby. Get it here for $14.99.
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Who loves Christmas? This baby. Get it here for $14.99.

19. Merry Chris-mukkah.

The best thing that every happened on The O.C. Get it here for $12.99.
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The best thing that every happened on The O.C. Get it here for $12.99.

20. Elf you!

This is either the perfect onesie for visiting your sarcastic college friends or your ultra-conservative, 90-year-old grandmother. I'll let you decide. Get it here for $15.69.
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This is either the perfect onesie for visiting your sarcastic college friends or your ultra-conservative, 90-year-old grandmother. I'll let you decide. Get it here for $15.69.

21. Cookie monster.

Santa would be mad, but when your baby is this cute he just can't be. Get it here for $16+.
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Santa would be mad, but when your baby is this cute he just can't be. Get it here for $16+.

22. Harry Potter.

Sorry, baby, you have to wait until you're eleven. Get it here.
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Sorry, baby, you have to wait until you're eleven. Get it here.

23. This holiday twist on Chamillionaire’s "Ridin."

You know this is on Santa's Christmas Eve playlist. Get it here for $22.
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You know this is on Santa's Christmas Eve playlist. Get it here for $22.

24. Star Wars.

Every baby should be required to wear one of these on December 18th. Get it here for $17.99.
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Every baby should be required to wear one of these on December 18th. Get it here for $17.99.

25. The Nightmare Before Christmas.

It's hilarious until your baby is wailing like a banshee as you're trying to put them down. Get it here for $14.99.
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It's hilarious until your baby is wailing like a banshee as you're trying to put them down. Get it here for $14.99.

26. This awesome onesie for a New Year's Eve party.

Talk about Baby New Year. Get it here for $18.
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Talk about Baby New Year. Get it here for $18.

27. And this onesie for when you plan to love on your baby at midnight.

Happy Holidays, everyone! Get it here for $17.95.
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Happy Holidays, everyone! Get it here for $17.95.

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