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    Posted on Jul 10, 2018

    27 Chrissy Teigen Pregnancy Tweets That Are Hilariously Relatable

    Pregnant Chrissy + Twitter = nine months of gold.

    Chrissy Teigen is mama to 2-year-old Luna and newborn Miles, so she knows a thing or two about being pregnant.

    chrissyteigen / Via instagram.com

    And since she's also great on Twitter, she's hit send on her share of very funny and relatable pregnancy tweets:

    1. Like this thought you've definitely had:

    The most annoying part of pregnancy is the fruit and veg shit. "Your baby is 6 inches. A pineapple!" What the fuck grocery store we at?

    2. And this pregnancy rule people NEED to respect:

    just a heads up that when a preggo says what they’ve gained, you can only share what you gained if it’s more. Not less. THEMS THE RULES

    3. She made this plea for understanding, lol:

    up 40 pounds and not one ounce went to my butt. please stop shaming the buttless, we are trying

    4. And she hid nothing:

    4:30am, eating a sausage mcmuffin and looking up the gestation period of animals

    5. She dished on the side effects of pregnancy:

    Ooo la la no one told me about bleeding gums being another sexy side effect of pregnancy. I look like mortal kombat.

    6. And also the stages of pregnancy:

    I am at the stage of pregnancy where I season most foods with tiny Dibs bon bons

    7. She brought the sarcasm, morning-sickness edition:

    I am so excited I could barf 4-5 times a day

    8. And she had some serious cravings:

    The more I eat the hungrier I get. It’s like some sort of food benjamin button shit

    9. She tweeted about the joys of pregnancy, like this one:

    my pregnancy sneezes are massive and extremely pleasurable

    10. And this one:

    I just took theeeeeeee most orgasmic pee

    11. ...and this one:

    12. Which she very quickly followed up with this observation:

    that is very creepy written out, on it's own

    13. Speaking of her pregnancy observations:

    Officially harder to get into the workout clothes than it is to work out

    14. She charted her journey from loving being pregnant with Miles (with a caveat) in December:

    I love being pregnant. I like it more than not being pregnant. But the headaches, my god the headaches. Someone...please help. Don’t say water. Or Tylenol. Or iron. Or magnesium. I need witchcraft

    15. To struggling in February:

    This baby is sucking the life from me. Drinking my water, making me dry. Eating my food, making me hungry. Taking my health, making me sick. Why do we create these monsters they want us dead

    16. And officially being over it in May:

    happy pregnant Chrissy is gone. meet OVER IT Chrissy. Wanna hold my boy let’s do thisssssss

    17. (A day later things weren't much better):

    I am burping hot lava. I’m so done man

    Luckily for Chrissy, her little guy was only a few days away from arriving!

    18. She asked for pregnancy advice (in her idiosyncratic way):

    can someone just be honest with me and tell me if it's normal to get bigger, faster with second baby? because I am getting big, fast, and everyone's go-to is "it's that second baby!" but they're lying. I know it. I can handle the truth just tell me. it's not normal is it

    19. She had questions for her baby:

    This tiny baby is an immune system thief and i can't wait to tell it the second it comes out. We have a lot to discuss, actually

    20. And she learned pregnancy karma is a thing:

    I promise I am not as far along in this pregnancy as I look! I curse the times I ever said "so-and-so seems like she has been pregnant forever!" because that is now gonna be you guys with me for sure

    21. She fessed up to mood swings, which...fair:

    sorry I'm so testy I'm very pregnant and very bored

    22. She got vetoed by her doctor:

    my doctor suggests I not attend wrestlemania. she thinks I might get too excited and have a wrestlemania baby.

    23. And she was not here for unsolicited advice/judgment:

    if you wanna give me unsolicited baby advice on the damn cereal I eat/what I wear u better unlock your profile so I can see your perfection

    24. Like, at all:

    yes I am living off dyed food. tuna too!! Gonna try to dye my tuna actually. Then have an icy, dyed vodka soda and that's just lunch

    25. Nope:

    Then I'm gonna fuckin take the trapeze class I've been meaning to take

    26. LOL:

    Then maybe do a 3 legged race then probably rent sumo suits and battle strangers

    27. You tell 'em, Chrissy:

    Then a nice cigar in the hot tub oh today will be a delight indeed

    #PregnantChrissy4Eva

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