9. That stupid John Mayer song.
“I’ll be good to my daughters, John,” you blubber as you blow your nose. “I promise.”
11. Fathers and sons playing catch.
15. Realizing that all the celebrities you crush on are moms.
16. When someone says you’ll make a good father one day.
You try to play it off, but you love it.
21. Unexpectedly getting the feels in the middle of World War Z.
“What the hell, Brad? This was supposed to be about zombies. ZOMBIES!”
23. Seeing someone you admire really nailing the whole dad thing.
Guys, you may try to present this image to the world:
But we know deep down this is how you really feel:
- The Trump administration deleted a State Department post promoting Trump's Mar-a-lago club after it drew a wave of criticism online.
- If no court steps in, Arkansas is poised to become the first state in more than 15 years to execute two people in one night.
- Markets are saying "Vive la France" after pro-EU centrist Emmanuel Macron gained the most votes in the 1st round of the French election.
- Thanks to Paul Ryan, Papa Roach's teen-angst smash "Last Resort" has become the internet's unofficial anthem for the owned 😬🎤