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    Posted on Feb 19, 2015

    21 Hilarious Tweets By Celebrity Parents

    Kids don't care if you're a rock star but they do care if you packed a snack.

    1. When Olivia Wilde welcomed her son into the world:

    Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building)

    olivia wilde@oliviawildeFollow

    Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building)

    4:41 PM - 23 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    2. And when she learned what it's like to change a baby boy:

    Having an infant son alerts me to the fact that every man, at one point, has peed on his own face. #awesome

    olivia wilde@oliviawildeFollow

    Having an infant son alerts me to the fact that every man, at one point, has peed on his own face. #awesome

    9:43 AM - 24 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    3. When Hilary Duff had "one of those days" while shopping with her kid:

    Worst idea of the day.. The ornament section of Bloomingdales with a two year old 😳

    Hilary Duff@HilaryDuffFollow

    Worst idea of the day.. The ornament section of Bloomingdales with a two year old

    2:07 PM - 05 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    4. When Jim Gaffigan spoke the truth about snow days:

    How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days.

    Jim Gaffigan@JimGaffiganFollow

    How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days.

    9:31 PM - 25 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    5. And when he got a little philosophical:

    If I feel like my kid behaves like a puppy why can't I feed him dog food?

    Jim Gaffigan@JimGaffiganFollow

    If I feel like my kid behaves like a puppy why can't I feed him dog food?

    8:31 PM - 19 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    6. When Jenny Mollen struggled with the idea of her son growing up:

    Struck by the horrific realization that my son might not want me to be his prom date. Hopefully, I can at least go with one of his friends.

    Jenny Mollen@jennyandteetsFollow

    Struck by the horrific realization that my son might not want me to be his prom date. Hopefully, I can at least go with one of his friends.

    2:32 PM - 21 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    7. When Snooki "handled" this breast-feeding nightmare:

    To my fellow BF moms- do you ever forget your pump & have to manually pump yourself?! βœ‹I just did. #milkservice #thirstyanyone #humancow πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„

    Nicole Polizzi@snookiFollow

    To my fellow BF moms- do you ever forget your pump & have to manually pump yourself?! I just did. #milkservice #thirstyanyone #humancow

    6:51 AM - 15 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    8. When Conan O'Brien embraced his role as his children's first teacher:

    Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.

    Conan O'Brien@ConanOBrienFollow

    Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.

    9:05 AM - 04 Sep 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

    9. And when Joel McHale probably regretted giving his kids sugar:

    My kids & friends r playing in a fake grocery store scaled 2 their size. Mayhem. Its like that scene in Red Dawn right b4 they leave town.

    Joel McHale@joelmchaleFollow

    My kids & friends r playing in a fake grocery store scaled 2 their size. Mayhem. Its like that scene in Red Dawn right b4 they leave town.

    12:31 PM - 04 Apr 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

    10. When Mario Lopez articulated this all-too-real struggle:

    Trying to explain to Gia that farts aren't polite or funny. But I feel like a hypocrite because they're totally funny... #StruggleIsReal

    Mario Lopez@MarioLopezExtraFollow

    Trying to explain to Gia that farts aren't polite or funny. But I feel like a hypocrite because they're totally funny...

    #StruggleIsReal

    7:24 PM - 29 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    11. When it was (or wasn't) nap time at Alyson Hannigan's house:

    Why don't kids understand that their nap is not for them but for us?

    alyson hannigan@alydenisofFollow

    Why don't kids understand that their nap is not for them but for us?

    3:28 PM - 04 Feb 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

    12. When Pink reflected on how her life has changed since becoming a mom:

    my life was once whiskey, tears, and cigarettes... now it's snot, tears, and the color of poop. #bliss

    P!nk@PinkFollow

    my life was once whiskey, tears, and cigarettes... now it's snot, tears, and the color of poop. #bliss

    2:27 PM - 14 Jun 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

    13. And when Kelly Clarkson marveled at the fact that she IS a mom:

    I still can't believe I made a human. #topthat #firstglassofwineintenmonths #pump&dump :)

    Kelly Clarkson@kelly_clarksonFollow

    I still can't believe I made a human. #topthat #firstglassofwineintenmonths #pump&dump :)

    10:15 PM - 30 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    14. When Neil Patrick Harris shared this "we've all been there" moment:

    Up until 2am constructing a table with wooden trains for Gideon and all he wants to do is play with a broom. #MerryXmas

    Neil Patrick Harris@ActuallyNPHFollow

    Up until 2am constructing a table with wooden trains for Gideon and all he wants to do is play with a broom. #MerryXmas

    11:39 AM - 25 Dec 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    15. When Busy Philipps was finally able to stop stressing over preschool admissions:

    Guys, with GREAT pride I tell you this: Birdie got into preschool. So, our job as parents is done, right? Right?

    Busy Philipps@Busyphilipps25Follow

    Guys, with GREAT pride I tell you this: Birdie got into preschool. So, our job as parents is done, right? Right?

    11:53 PM - 10 Mar 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

    16. When Michael Ian Black suffered from Frozen fatigue:

    Watching "Frozen" again with my daughter because we paid $19.99 to download it so she's going to fucking watch it every day until college.

    Michael Ian Black@michaelianblackFollow

    Watching "Frozen" again with my daughter because we paid $19.99 to download it so she's going to fucking watch it every day until college.

    3:03 PM - 09 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    17. And when he decided he wasn't one of those parents who let their kid win:

    Currently kicking my daughter's ass at Piano Tiles. I am her superior.

    Michael Ian Black@michaelianblackFollow

    Currently kicking my daughter's ass at Piano Tiles. I am her superior.

    12:37 PM - 07 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    18. When "the sickness" hit Tori Spelling's house:

    The sneezing in my house began at 6am. Must be the morning after Halloween. They always get sick. #AtLeastWeHaveConsistency

    Tori Spelling@Tori_SpellingFollow

    The sneezing in my house began at 6am. Must be the morning after Halloween. They always get sick. #AtLeastWeHaveConsistency

    8:47 AM - 01 Nov 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    19. When Mel B was deep in the school drop-off grind:

    After all the #morninghayhem this just happened on the drive to school,I mean really

    Melanie Brown@OfficialMelBFollow

    After all the #morninghayhem this just happened on the drive to school,I mean really

    8:13 AM - 11 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    20. When parenting kept Anna Faris humble:

    245 pm. My son just told me I had a mustache like daddy's. #ThanksgivingThrowdown

    Anna Faris@AnnaKFarisFollow

    245 pm. My son just told me I had a mustache like daddy's. #ThanksgivingThrowdown

    4:50 PM - 27 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    21. And when Christina Applegate tweeted the kind of thing we've all thought, but kept to ourselves:

    Only one plug working in my house. Do I charge the baby monitor or my phone. Asshole dilemma

    christina applegate@1capplegateFollow

    Only one plug working in my house. Do I charge the baby monitor or my phone. Asshole dilemma

    8:41 PM - 04 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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