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21 Hilarious Tweets By Celebrity Parents

Kids don't care if you're a rock star but they do care if you packed a snack.

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1. When Olivia Wilde welcomed her son into the world:

Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building)

olivia wilde@oliviawildeFollow

Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building)

4:41 PM - 23 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. And when she learned what it's like to change a baby boy:

Having an infant son alerts me to the fact that every man, at one point, has peed on his own face. #awesome

olivia wilde@oliviawildeFollow

Having an infant son alerts me to the fact that every man, at one point, has peed on his own face. #awesome

9:43 AM - 24 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. When Hilary Duff had "one of those days" while shopping with her kid:

Worst idea of the day.. The ornament section of Bloomingdales with a two year old 😳

Hilary Duff@HilaryDuffFollow

Worst idea of the day.. The ornament section of Bloomingdales with a two year old

2:07 PM - 05 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. When Jim Gaffigan spoke the truth about snow days:

How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days.

Jim Gaffigan@JimGaffiganFollow

How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days.

9:31 PM - 25 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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5. And when he got a little philosophical:

If I feel like my kid behaves like a puppy why can't I feed him dog food?

Jim Gaffigan@JimGaffiganFollow

If I feel like my kid behaves like a puppy why can't I feed him dog food?

8:31 PM - 19 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. When Jenny Mollen struggled with the idea of her son growing up:

Struck by the horrific realization that my son might not want me to be his prom date. Hopefully, I can at least go with one of his friends.

Jenny Mollen@jennyandteetsFollow

Struck by the horrific realization that my son might not want me to be his prom date. Hopefully, I can at least go with one of his friends.

2:32 PM - 21 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. When Snooki "handled" this breast-feeding nightmare:

To my fellow BF moms- do you ever forget your pump & have to manually pump yourself?! ✋I just did. #milkservice #thirstyanyone #humancow 🐄🐄🐄

Nicole Polizzi@snookiFollow

To my fellow BF moms- do you ever forget your pump & have to manually pump yourself?! I just did. #milkservice #thirstyanyone #humancow

6:51 AM - 15 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. When Conan O'Brien embraced his role as his children's first teacher:

Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.

Conan O'Brien@ConanOBrienFollow

Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.

9:05 AM - 04 Sep 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

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9. And when Joel McHale probably regretted giving his kids sugar:

My kids & friends r playing in a fake grocery store scaled 2 their size. Mayhem. Its like that scene in Red Dawn right b4 they leave town.

Joel McHale@joelmchaleFollow

My kids & friends r playing in a fake grocery store scaled 2 their size. Mayhem. Its like that scene in Red Dawn right b4 they leave town.

12:31 PM - 04 Apr 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. When Mario Lopez articulated this all-too-real struggle:

Trying to explain to Gia that farts aren't polite or funny. But I feel like a hypocrite because they're totally funny... #StruggleIsReal

Mario Lopez@MarioLopezExtraFollow

Trying to explain to Gia that farts aren't polite or funny. But I feel like a hypocrite because they're totally funny...

#StruggleIsReal

7:24 PM - 29 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. When it was (or wasn't) nap time at Alyson Hannigan's house:

Why don't kids understand that their nap is not for them but for us?

alyson hannigan@alydenisofFollow

Why don't kids understand that their nap is not for them but for us?

3:28 PM - 04 Feb 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. When Pink reflected on how her life has changed since becoming a mom:

my life was once whiskey, tears, and cigarettes... now it's snot, tears, and the color of poop. #bliss

P!nk@PinkFollow

my life was once whiskey, tears, and cigarettes... now it's snot, tears, and the color of poop. #bliss

2:27 PM - 14 Jun 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

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13. And when Kelly Clarkson marveled at the fact that she IS a mom:

I still can't believe I made a human. #topthat #firstglassofwineintenmonths #pump&dump :)

Kelly Clarkson@kelly_clarksonFollow

I still can't believe I made a human. #topthat #firstglassofwineintenmonths #pump&dump :)

10:15 PM - 30 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. When Neil Patrick Harris shared this "we've all been there" moment:

Up until 2am constructing a table with wooden trains for Gideon and all he wants to do is play with a broom. #MerryXmas

Neil Patrick Harris@ActuallyNPHFollow

Up until 2am constructing a table with wooden trains for Gideon and all he wants to do is play with a broom. #MerryXmas

11:39 AM - 25 Dec 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. When Busy Philipps was finally able to stop stressing over preschool admissions:

Guys, with GREAT pride I tell you this: Birdie got into preschool. So, our job as parents is done, right? Right?

Busy Philipps@Busyphilipps25Follow

Guys, with GREAT pride I tell you this: Birdie got into preschool. So, our job as parents is done, right? Right?

11:53 PM - 10 Mar 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. When Michael Ian Black suffered from Frozen fatigue:

Watching "Frozen" again with my daughter because we paid $19.99 to download it so she's going to fucking watch it every day until college.

Michael Ian Black@michaelianblackFollow

Watching "Frozen" again with my daughter because we paid $19.99 to download it so she's going to fucking watch it every day until college.

3:03 PM - 09 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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17. And when he decided he wasn't one of those parents who let their kid win:

Currently kicking my daughter's ass at Piano Tiles. I am her superior.

Michael Ian Black@michaelianblackFollow

Currently kicking my daughter's ass at Piano Tiles. I am her superior.

12:37 PM - 07 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. When "the sickness" hit Tori Spelling's house:

The sneezing in my house began at 6am. Must be the morning after Halloween. They always get sick. #AtLeastWeHaveConsistency

Tori Spelling@Tori_SpellingFollow

The sneezing in my house began at 6am. Must be the morning after Halloween. They always get sick. #AtLeastWeHaveConsistency

8:47 AM - 01 Nov 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. When Mel B was deep in the school drop-off grind:

After all the #morninghayhem this just happened on the drive to school,I mean really

Melanie Brown@OfficialMelBFollow

After all the #morninghayhem this just happened on the drive to school,I mean really

8:13 AM - 11 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. When parenting kept Anna Faris humble:

245 pm. My son just told me I had a mustache like daddy's. #ThanksgivingThrowdown

Anna Faris@AnnaKFarisFollow

245 pm. My son just told me I had a mustache like daddy's. #ThanksgivingThrowdown

4:50 PM - 27 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21. And when Christina Applegate tweeted the kind of thing we've all thought, but kept to ourselves:

Only one plug working in my house. Do I charge the baby monitor or my phone. Asshole dilemma

christina applegate@1capplegateFollow

Only one plug working in my house. Do I charge the baby monitor or my phone. Asshole dilemma

8:41 PM - 04 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite