6. And he’ll injure himself in ways that will make you seriously question the theory of evolution.
19. If you ever look at his browser history, it will be burned into your memory for life.
21. Finally, he’ll do so much brooding that you’ll find yourself acting like this just to get the knucklehead to spend time with you.
What else can you do? Despite it all, you love the kid to pieces.
- The Trump administration wants to send immigrants caught at the southern US border to Mexico even if they're not from the country.
- Several states will keep enforcing bans against transgender discrimination in schools after Trump withdrew guidelines protecting students.
- Police arrested at least 10 people on Wednesday as they began clearing out protester camps at the Dakota Access Pipeline site.
- And people with disabilities are having their photos stolen and Facebook isn't helping them.