2.
This almost, not quite inspirational pocket notebook:
5.
This very confused sweatshirt:
6.
Vacuum-sealed corn on the cob:
8.
A misspelled "baby shower" banner:
12.
Larry the Cable Guy's Biscuits & Sausage Gravy:
15.
Or even worse — a biography of Sanjaya:
20.
Wrapping paper that might kill you: