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    Posted on Apr 6, 2017

    21 Mom Confessions We Know You're Totally Guilty Of

    "I just threw away my kid's singing Justin Bieber Barbie and I don't even feel bad about it."

    1. Things get put off...a while:

    #Momconfession I just, 2 yrs later, bought panties to replace my maternity ones. Yes, I have been wearing maternity panties...for 2 years.

    2. The truth gets stretched:

    #MomConfession: when I go places, I still say Kalli is 2 so she gets in for free πŸ˜‚ go on, judge me for saving $4

    3. Moms are selfless, but not without vanity:

    #momconfession we took two pictures at the pumpkin patch and kens smiling in the other one, but I look better in the one I posted πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ HA HA

    4. Dreams of payback are real:

    I can't wait until my 5 YO is a teen, solely because I want to wake him up as unnecessarily early as possible, as payback. #MomConfession

    5. This is some real #momtruth:

    Nothing makes you more emotionally torn than your child coughing @ 1am. "What can I do? Maybe I can just shut the door." #momconfession

    6. Some confessions raise more questions than they answer:

    #Momconfession, I may or may not have at one point accidentally licked my daughters shit off of my phone unknowingly..

    7. Playing Barbies is NOT a treat:

    #momconfession I hate playing Barbies and dolls with my kid. I HATE it. Can I go scrub the toilets instead?

    8. And neither is playing Lego:

    I just gave my two-year old a second popsicle before bed to avoid making another lego house #momconfession

    9. Toys "disappear" sometimes:

    I just threw away my kid's singing Justin Bieber Barbie and I don't even feel bad about it. #MomConfession #WhateverMan

    10. Moms are sometimes β€” shh! β€” lazy:

    #MomConfession : When I'm thirsty but I'm too lazy to get up I drink Keston's juice or water from his sippy cup πŸ˜‚

    11. Momosas, er, mimosas are parenting aids:

    My son has zero issues with me diluting his OJ with water because... he sees me add champagne to mine #momlovesmimos #momconfession #momlife

    12. You wouldn't Instagram this, but...:

    #MomConfession I couldn't handle any more whining so I seriously let my kids have French fries, cheetos, pickles & milk for dinner. #momlife

    13. No harm, no foul:

    I just dripped ice cream on my son's head and licked it off.. πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚#momconfession

    14. Lying to your kids is sometimes key to survival:

    I kinda hope my 4yo never learns to tell time so that I can continue to lie about it being bedtime when it's really 7pm. #momconfession

    15. What happens on your time, stays on your time:

    My mother in law took my kids so I could deep clean the house - I'm on social media instead!! Oops! #momconfession

    16. Sometimes moms will do anything for a little escape:

    Sometimes I vacuum to drown out the sound of my kids whining. #momconfession #oneofthosedays

    17. Sometimes parenting is "Do as I say, not as I do":

    Feel a tad bit guilty for drinking sugary Starbucks while feeding the baby apples and kale...#momconfession

    18. Some moms are secretly straight-up anarchists:

    I give my three year old sugary juice before dropping her off with people. #momconfession

    19. Like we said, anarchists:

    Sometimes when my kid is watching Dora, I totally root for Swiper. #momconfession #momlife

    20. Mom brain is real:

    I forget my kids names sometimes but I still know every word to Linger by the Cranberries #momconfession

    21. And sometimes moms just need to throw something:

    Almost broke my neck tripping over a transformer toy. Threw that thing right down the stairs to make myself feel better. #MomConfession

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