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    Updated on Feb 23, 2019. Posted on Feb 22, 2019

    21 Kid Jokes That Are So Bad They're Good

    "Why did the crab go to prison? Crimes."

    Kids Write Jokes is a popular Twitter account (and now book) that collects all of those hilariously bad jokes kids tell that aren’t quite jokes.

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    The account is run by the moderator of a kids’ jokes website who says that all of the jokes are genuine submissions from kids. And look — it's even gotten a RT from Lin-Manuel Miranda himself!

    So what are these attempted jokes like? Here are 21 that range from "What did I read?" to "Hey, that's actually sorta funny!":

    1.

    What do you get when you cross a t-rex and a chicken nothing but death

    2.

    what does NASA stand for. not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    3.

    a boys name is shut up. his teacher asked him his name and he said “shut up” OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

    4.

    Whats the diffrence between a sausage roll and a rat? your not coming to my house

    5.

    Q: What kind of dinosaur loves sleep? A: All of them! They will never wake up now.

    6.

    patient: Doctor Doctor There is a crack in my bum!!!! i need a new one! Doctor: you maniac! everyone has a crack in their bum now go away!

    7.

    man: you are evil other man: i am not man:yes no yes no yes no yes no yes no [both mans die]

    8.

    how old are dinosors very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very old x100

    9.

    why cant you stand under Rhiannas umbrella? there is too many body guards under there already, probably about 50

    10.

    woman: WHO ATE ALL MY RASINS? womans brain: you ate them this morning you fool ! woman: wat is the point any more.

    11.

    whats the differnce between a man and a poo nothing

    12.

    13.

    Why is the lady called Cher. Because she likes to CHER her dinner, with friends and maybe poor people for charity?

    14.

    15.

    why did the dragon went camping what else is he suppose to do

    16.

    HEY WHATS FOR DINNER COW POO SIR IT IS THE FRENCH WAY

    17.

    Q. How did the chicken lose her hat. A. Becase of an accident. B. Becase the goverment stole it. Answer: B

    18.

    what did the colour orenge say to the fruit orenge ? im calling the cops cose you stole my name

    19.

    why did the chicken cross the road he did it for an unknown reason

    20.

    what did the mitten say to the hat? You go up there and i stay down here

    21.

    what do peopel call you when you break something idiot

    Kids everywhere:

    NBC

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