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First off, "drunk me" isn't always your friend:
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And don't expect "drunk me" to make normal decisions:
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You CAN, however, expect "drunk me" to make bad decisions:
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Also, "drunk me" can't stray too far from the bathroom:
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On the plus side, "drunk me" has serious game (at least you think they do when you're drunk):
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"Drunk me" has oodles of confidence:
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"Drunk me" can socialize:
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"Drunk me" has some boots made for walking:
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And "drunk me" can make some pretty A+ purchases you appreciate in the morning:
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BUT...you really shouldn't trust "drunk me" with your money:
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Especially when it comes to food:
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Like, if you ask me, this guy really needs to find out WHY "drunk me" did this:
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"Drunk me" likes to TALK:
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And "drunk me" is honest...like RURL honest:
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Which isn't necessarily a bad thing:
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But "drunk me" will spill the tea, guaranteed:
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Unfortunately, "drunk me" can be a little belligerent:
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"Drunk me" should not send emails:
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And "drunk me" probably shouldn't do too much brainstorming:
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In the end, though, if "drunk me" messes things up for you, you can always remind people: