1. For when you're exhausted by this mom gig:
2. Make that REALLY exhausted:
3. For the Mean Girls-loving mom:
4. For the Pinterest pro:
5. For when you want to keep expectations low:
6. For when you want to be totally honest:
7. And for when you want to give full warning:
8. For when you're OK with being OK:
9. And for when you're feeling the job you're doing:
10. For when you're not going to hear it:
11. For the Game of Thrones-obsessed mom:
12. For the mom who's been in the trenches:
13. For when it's too early for little voices:
14. Like, MUCH too early for little voices:
15. For when you want to call out your lazy kids:
16. For when you want to own your lack of sleep:
17. For when you don't want to be bothered:
18. For when you're doing a better job than you give yourself credit for:
19. For when you're sending your kids out the door:
20. For when you're feeling sarcastic:
21. Make that ESPECIALLY sarcastic:
