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For when you're exhausted by this mom gig:
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Make that REALLY exhausted:
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For the Pinterest pro:
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For when you want to keep expectations low:
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For when you want to be totally honest:
7.
And for when you want to give full warning:
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For when you're OK with being OK:
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And for when you're feeling the job you're doing:
10.
For when you're not going to hear it:
12.
For the mom who's been in the trenches:
13.
For when it's too early for little voices:
14.
Like, MUCH too early for little voices:
15.
For when you want to call out your lazy kids:
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For when you want to own your lack of sleep:
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For when you don't want to be bothered:
18.
For when you're doing a better job than you give yourself credit for:
19.
For when you're sending your kids out the door:
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For when you're feeling sarcastic:
21.
Make that ESPECIALLY sarcastic:
