1. Like you, Dax Shephard knows early mornings:
My three year old decided to start "our" day at 530AM, and if a child-friendly version existed, I would have definitely tranq-darted her.
2. And getting getting trolled by his partner:
You're a wonderful father. https://t.co/E94PmfH0mN
3. Like you, Chrissy Teigen struggles to get her toddler to eat:
I made a restaurant for my 2 and a half year old
4. And she has parenting regrets:
I told Luna to “stop it” ONCE, months ago and now when she’s doing something she knows is wrong she screams DONT TELL ME TO STOP IT before I even say a word. As soon as it came out of my mouth I knew it would end me.
5. Like you, Anna Farris has struggled with potty training:
Potty training is going so great! I'm a natural! @prattprattpratt
6. Like you, Serena Williams has cracked up at her toddler:
So my baby is now making phone calls. She picks up the phone somehow gets to dialing and puts the phone to her ear. She than says “oh”. I’m like she’s only 17 months!!!!
7. And like you, Cardi B has tried to interpret baby language:
Ooooomgggg my daughter is soooo hyper# and turnt right now 😂I don’t understand baby language but I’m pretty sure she saying PARTY PARTY PARTY 🎉
8. Like you, Channing Tatum has swooned over how cool his kid is:
My daughter giving the lone 🤟sing at her school assembly today just confirmed what i already knew. She cool AF! I’ll never come close to how cool she is. Proud & feeling pangs of dad dork growing. Just look at this pic if you ever need help. It’s done a lot for me. Ok good night
9. And would he even be a dad if he didn't make a dad joke?
I know I've got a blockhead...I never knew I'd have an actual blockhead for a child lol.
10. Like you, Reese Witherspoon has shared a funny #mommeme:
Imagine if we could all accomplish as much as unsupervised toddlers can… 😂 #momlife #momhumor
11. Like you, Pink will never forget her kid's first curse:
I would like it to be on record that Jameson’s first curse word was BOMB ASS CHICKEN
12. Like you, Lin-Manuel has been tickled by something his kid said:
My son just invented a new phrase for when he doesn’t want to do something and it’s so damn good... Me: Hey, do you want some breakfast? Sebastian (shaking his head): I’m sweaty about that. I’M SWEATY ABOUT THAT.
13. And amazed by his kid's potential, lol:
My son wrote a song called "I Just Want To Eat Bread Now." I knew he'd surpass me but not so SOON.
14. Like you, Carrie Underwood has eaten a lot of half-finished quesadillas:
It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish...
15. And dealt with the dreaded pregnancy insomnia:
Dear pregnancy insomnia, Please go bother someone else...like dads. Go bother dads. My husband sleeps so soundly and peacefully and I’ve been awake for 2 hours (so far). How is this fair? Imma lose my mind! 😩🤪🤯💩
16. Like you, Kelly Clarkson laughed when she knew she shouldn't:
I asked Remy to take a picture next to our Christmas tree. He knows he isn’t supposed to touch the train that goes around it, but the smile along w/the mischievous look in his eye because he knows he’s not supposed to be touching the train is hilarious and I couldn’t get mad 🤣
17. Like you, Conan O'Brien has thoughts on kids movies:
Can't believe there's a 3rd "How To Train Your Dragon" movie - this better be the one that actually shows me how to train my f*cking dragon.
18. Lots of thoughts:
I’m on the fence about this new LEGO Ted Bundy movie.
19. Like you, Olivia Wilde has experienced the joy of introducing her kid to a classic:
I can honestly say I love my children more now that they’ve discovered the movie Elf.
20. Like you, Christina Applegate has needed time for a shower:
wonder if the teacher at the kid's school knew I hadn't showered for a couple days at pick up. Sure the car smelled lovely #dontcareimgross
21. And like you, Ryan Reynolds...Actually, I think you're alone on this one, Ryan! 😂🤣
If my daughter proves she can take care of the Fire Ants I got her, we’ll get her the damn kitten.