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    Posted on Oct 22, 2017

    19 Parents Whose Kids Definitely Made Them Laugh/Cry

    Are kids exhausting? Of course! But they're also funny AF.


    3 is playing with a boy named Cooper, but keeps calling him Pooper. I'm doing nothing to correct this.


    My daughters are playing Barbies and one of them just said "Ken is wearing a Speedo to the wedding," and that's a wedding I need to attend.


    It was princess day at dance and one little girl came as a hot dog I have never admired someone more


    7-year-old: All the boys said they were faster than girls in gym class. Me: What did you say? 7: Nothing. I just beat them.


    4: "Mom, I'm gonna be just like you when I grow up and say bad words and eat French fries two at a time."


    3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy's card? Me (in bed): Yes. 3yo: Will he love it? Me: Yes.


    I love the innocent irony of my 5yo telling me who in her class is the biggest tattletale.


    My 11-year old's birthday card to me. #blessed


    8yo: On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 5 golden 6: BUTTS 8: 4 calling 6: BUTTS 8: 3 French 6: BUTTS 8: MOMMYYYYY


    [At dinner] Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat? Me: Probably like 90% D: So it's 10% balls? Me: *spits out food*


    watching the kids play hide and seek in the park and mine just hid behind a chain link fence at least we don't have to save for college


    7: I'm beating you! Me: Ok. 7: I'm way ahead! Me: I see that. 7: I'm gonna win! Me:.... My son on the carousel horse in front of me.


    Yesterday my 3 year old told his Grandma that he wasn't in an old picture because he was still swimming in his daddy's balls #shitmykidsays


    Ben thinks this is him and won't let go of the diapers 🙄


    I worry about people with fanny packs. - my eleven year old son


    Fully expecting a few carefully worded questions at the next parents' night.


    The Girl: Why would someone dress like a hamster? Me:.... Do you mean hipster? Girl: What's the difference?


    My 5 yo after I explained the concept of breastfeeding: "can you squeeze Capri Suns outta those things or just milk?"


    Nothing brings me more joy than my 1 year old texting me +++++++++++++++++++++++++&*_%#@_------- from my wife's phone.

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