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19 Things You Learn The Hard Way When You Have A Toddler

Bye bye, baby.

Funny dad Chris Cate has three small kids at home, so he knows a thing or three about what it’s like raising toddlers.

1. 95% of helping a toddler who falls down is trying not to laugh at how they fell down.

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2. You will legitimately want to know if it is called a high chair because of its height or because your toddler acts like they’re on drugs in a restaurant.

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3. You will always know if your toddler was playing in a sandbox because the sandbox will fall out of their shoes as soon as they take them off.

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4. After a while, you’ll stop giving your toddler so many gifts and start giving your toddler so many bribes.

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5. Toddlers always go the extra mile… when they are running away from you in a public place.

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6. The sound of a toddler snoring in your ear every night will be your blessing and your curse.

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7. Toddler paintings are like constellations. Somebody has to tell you what you’re looking at, and then you see it, kind of.

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8. Sharing food with a toddler is like sharing an armrest with a stranger. Give them a little and they’ll take it all.

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9. You say potato. I say potato. A toddler says, “No!” and throws it on the floor.

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10. People who say don’t sweat the small stuff have never tried to pick up a thousand goldfish crumbs from between the couch cushions.

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11. Toddlers are surprisingly bad at understanding their parents considering how often they walk around in their parents’ shoes.

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12. Trying to figure out the right plate and food combination for a toddler is like trying to complete a Rubik’s Cube for the first time, every time.

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13. If there is something on the floor that can crumble into a million pieces, a toddler will step on it one second before you can get to it.

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14. Sharing is a foreign concept to toddlers until you have something they want. Then, they’re experts on the subject.

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15. Booster seats are excellent for helping toddlers who aren’t quite tall enough to crawl onto the kitchen table.

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16. Toddlers don’t see trashcans. They see lost and founds.

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17. All day long you will be reminding your toddler to use their words and all night long you will be reminding your toddler to stop using their words.

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18. Toddlers never have awkward silences, only nefarious silences.

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19. Once you teach your toddler to cover their mouth when they cough, you will just need to get them to stop using your face as the cover.

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