19 Painfully Funny Kids' Birthday Cake Fails

    Next time just serve cupcakes and call it a day.

    Mike Spohr
    by Mike Spohr

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. This Hello Kitty cake that looks like she's flipping you the bird.

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    "It's beautiful, Mom! But why does Hello Kitty hate me?"

    2. This poorly built Minecraft cake.

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    "More like Minecrap, Dad!"

    3. This sunburned Mickey Mouse.

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    "Mommy, why does Mickey look like an orange with a bra on its head?"

    4. This excited Yoda.

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    "Dad, why is Uncle Joe laughing so hard?"

    5. And this R2-Don't.

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    "Why did you make a Frosty the Snowman cake, Mom?"

    6. This Buzz Lightyear as rendered by Picasso.

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    "That's not Buzz, Dad. I don't know WHO that is."

    7. This SpongeBob SquarePants on acid.

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    "His eyeball is on the cooking sheet, Mom. HIS EYEBALL!"

    8. This less than specially made Little Mermaid cake.

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    "I don't think I like Ariel anymore, Mommy."

    9. This Pinkie Pie with a penis cake.

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    "Daddy, Pinkie Pie is scaring my friends."

    10. This not quite adorable Dora the Explorer cake.

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    "Who hurt Dora, Mommy?"

    11. This Doctor Who cake that looks like it needs a doctor.

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    "What is that, Dad? The Leaning Tower of TARDIS?"

    12. This Peppa Pig cake that has seen things it can't unsee.

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    "We don't have to eat it, do we, Daddy?"

    13. This overweight and depressed Batman cake.

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    "My friends are calling him 'Fatman,' Mom."

    14. This unicorn cake that is either stoned or plotting your murder.

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    "Unicorns aren't real, right, Dad?"

    15. This cake that would be beautiful if not for the horror-film version of Tinker Bell on it.

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    "More like Tinker Hell, Mom."

    16. This Thomas the Tank Engine cake made by an untrained baker.

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    "What is it supposed to be, Dad? A magician?"

    17. This Rapunzel with stomach issues cake.

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    "I'll take a piece without the hair, Mom."

    18. This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cake with extra mutant.

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    "Dad! It looks like a watermelon with a face!"

    19. And this Olaf cake you shouldn't trust to be alone with your kids.

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    "I actually think I'm too full for cake, Mom."