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This Guy Asked People What They Can't Wait To Say When They Have Kids And The Responses Were Too Real

"What don't you understand? The 'N' or the 'O'?"

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Recently, _JuGatti asked his Twitter followers: "What's a phrase you can't wait to use on your kids?"

What's a phrase you can't wait to use on your kids?

1. “What don’t you understand? The 'N' or the 'O'?”

@_JuGatti “What don’t you understand? The N or the O?”

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2. “Allowance? I allow you to live here for FREE and eat for free.”

@_JuGatti @mxxke_ “Allowance? I allow you to live here for FREE and Eat for Free”

3. "I swear I'll turn this car around."

@_JuGatti I swear I’ll turn this car around.

4. "Back in my day they made real music. I don't know what y'all be listening to. Ahh boo ahh blah ahhh boo. What is that?"

@_JuGatti "Back in my day they made real music. I don't know what y'all be listening to. Ahh boo ahh blah ahhh boo. What is that?"

5. "Turn off my light."

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6. "You got McDonald's money?"

@_JuGatti “You got McDonald’s money” 😂

7. "TRY ME." *stares in I wish you would*

@_JuGatti TRY ME. *stares in I wish you would*

8. CALLS UPSTAIRS: "Come here!!!!" WHEN THEY GET DOWNSTAIRS: "Hand me the remote over there."

@_JuGatti CALLS UPSTAIRS (ME):. COME HERE!!!! WHEN THEY GET DOWNSTAIRS (ME AGAIN): HAND ME THAT REMOTE OVER THERE.

9. "Fix your damn face."

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10. "I brought you into this world and I can take you out."

@_JuGatti I brought you into this world nd i can take you out

11. "Stop crying before I give you something to cry for."

@_JuGatti @Ebony_QT “Boy stop crying before I give you something to cry for”

12. Kid: "What's for dinner?" Mom: "What I cooked."

@_JuGatti Me : What’s for dinner ? Mom : what I cooked 😭😭😭

13. “You gonna be sorry if I get up and find it!”

@_JuGatti “You gonna be sorry if I get up and find it” (whatever it is that’s lost like the remote or something)

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14. “Y’all not gonna be running back and forth, in and out this house — it’s either yah in or you out. Pick one.”

@_JuGatti “Y’all not gonna be running back and forth in and out this house it’s either yah in or you out pick one”

15. "Turning on the lights in the car is against the law."

@_JuGatti Turning on the lights in the car is against the law

16. "Do I look like I'm playing?"

@_JuGatti "Do I like I'm playing?"

17. "Go ahead and do it bc I'm not taking you to no hospital."

@_JuGatti “Go ahead and do it bc I’m not taking you to no hospital”

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18. "I know y'all see me on the phone."

@_JuGatti "I know y'all see me on the phone "

19. "We got food at the house."