1. These Christmas characters on the side of the road who are about to go on a murder spree...obviously.
2. And this mask from Japan that's MEANT to be festive but looks like the last thing you see before the axe comes down.
3. This make-up job that turned a wholesome candy cane into a total fright fest.
4. And this one that made it look like glass ball ornaments were lodged in this woman's face.
5. This monstrous wreath.
6. And this frightening snack at a Christmas party.
7. Krampus, who you may or may not have heard about.
8. Oh yeah, and there are Krampus Festivals in Europe — like this one in Austria — where people can meet and pose for photos with freaky ol' Krampus. (Dry heaves)
9. This "horrornament" of a killer elf.
10. Speaking of killer elves...this one is coming to eat your soul.
11. This mistletoe (or shall we say “missile toe”) that is half dad joke, half total nightmare.
12. This Santa-themed skin mask that is ho, ho, horrible.
13. These lawn gnomes that are more like lawn nopes.
14. This "festive" decoration of a Christmas werewolf. WTF?
15. This sign which probably is a typo (I’m REALLY hoping it’s a typo).
16. This Santa mask that you'll never be able to unsee.
17. And — shudder — this holiday-themed meat.
