1. This kid who gave grandpa a gift you couldn't exactly call heartwarming.
2. This little girl who is like, "You call this a birthday cake?!"
3. This kid who sent her dad straight to the burn unit.
My 6yo daughter just caught me getting out of the shower. "It looks like a minion!"
4. And this kid who sent his mom to the same damn place.
I wore this vest.. my son said, " Ma why you got that on, u look like a chicken." https://t.co/InhCVHRml7
5. This kid who is like, "You think I give #$@&%*! Deadpool isn't for kids?"
6. This kid who called out Marcus on his bullshit.
7. And this little girl who called out her coach on his.
8. This girl who is unconcerned with her father's allergies.
4-year-old: Can we get a kitten? Me: I'm allergic. We can't be in the same house. 4: You could sleep outside.
9. And this kid who has plans for the world that are the definition of savage.
10. This kid who has mastered the (unbelievably savage) backhanded compliment.
Standing in line at the store. 4 yr old daughter told man I LIKE YOUR TEETH B/C THEY'RE MY FAVORITE COLOR YELLOW. I still die to this day. https://t.co/qGFysBru9y
11. This kid who dropped a truth bomb that could be felt three cities away.
12. And this kid who tells it like it is no matter who you are.
Husband: Isn't your mom the most beautiful woman ever? 5yo: (thoughtfully) I'm not so sure about that... Me: quality ego check, babe 💗
13. This kid who is hellbent on getting revenge.
My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster...
14. This kid who found a truly savage way to always ace a true/false test.
15. This kid who wants to play outside...or else.
16. This kid who is patiently waiting for his old man to use the bathroom.
17. And this kid who is living his best life and doesn't care what anyone thinks.
