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17 Absolute Legends In Savage Kid History

Some kids are born not to be played with.

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2. This little girl who is like, "You call this a birthday cake?!"

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3. This kid who sent her dad straight to the burn unit.

My 6yo daughter just caught me getting out of the shower. "It looks like a minion!"


4. And this kid who sent his mom to the same damn place.

I wore this vest.. my son said, " Ma why you got that on, u look like a chicken."


8. This girl who is unconcerned with her father's allergies.

4-year-old: Can we get a kitten? Me: I'm allergic. We can't be in the same house. 4: You could sleep outside.

10. This kid who has mastered the (unbelievably savage) backhanded compliment.

Standing in line at the store. 4 yr old daughter told man I LIKE YOUR TEETH B/C THEY'RE MY FAVORITE COLOR YELLOW. I still die to this day.


12. And this kid who tells it like it is no matter who you are.

Husband: Isn't your mom the most beautiful woman ever? 5yo: (thoughtfully) I'm not so sure about that... Me: quality ego check, babe 💗

13. This kid who is hellbent on getting revenge.

My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster...