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    15 Adorably Funny Notes That Could Only Have Been Written By Kids

    "You are not smart because you don't believe in unicorns."

    1. "Dear God — Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good there now."

    2. "I'm sorry I burped in your face. I didn't mean to burp directly in your face, I meant to burp right next to your face."

    3. “Dear Mom — If Karis doesn’t vacuum then I am not vacuuming until she vacuums. Because I have done it for her 6 times in a row. So if she does not vacuum then our room will never be vacuumed again.”

    4. "Bring me mashed potatoes in the morning."

    5. “Dear Mom, Thank you sooooo much for being my mom. If I had a different mom I would punch her in the face and go find you.”

    6. "Dear Santa — How are your reindeer? If you can not buy what I want take it easy on yourself and give me tens and ones of money."

    7. "Mom, Charlie put my Barbie in his butthole and got poop in her hair. If he does not get in trouble I will poop on his hamster."

    8. "I do not like this movie because it is not even about summer."

    9. "You are not smart because you don't believe in unicorns."

    10. “Can you be my best friend? I will pay you. Yes or no?”

    11. "Dear Dad, don't forget to make bacon!"

    12. "I am never coming out of my room. Except when I need food or to go #1 or #2 or to go to school."

    13. "Dear God, Are you a ninja? Is that why I can't see you?"

    14. “Dear Easter Bunny, Well, first of all, don’t leave anything on the floor. Last year our hamster died because he ate jelly beans you left on the floor.”

    15. "Roses are red, violets are blue, you are stinky and you poop too!"