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15 Adorably Funny Notes That Could Only Have Been Written By Kids

"You are not smart because you don't believe in unicorns."

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1. "Dear God — Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good there now."

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2. "I'm sorry I burped in your face. I didn't mean to burp directly in your face, I meant to burp right next to your face."

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3. “Dear Mom — If Karis doesn’t vacuum then I am not vacuuming until she vacuums. Because I have done it for her 6 times in a row. So if she does not vacuum then our room will never be vacuumed again.”

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4. "Bring me mashed potatoes in the morning."

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5. “Dear Mom, Thank you sooooo much for being my mom. If I had a different mom I would punch her in the face and go find you.”

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6. "Dear Santa — How are your reindeer? If you can not buy what I want take it easy on yourself and give me tens and ones of money."

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7. "Mom, Charlie put my Barbie in his butthole and got poop in her hair. If he does not get in trouble I will poop on his hamster."

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8. "I do not like this movie because it is not even about summer."

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9. "You are not smart because you don't believe in unicorns."

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10. “Can you be my best friend? I will pay you. Yes or no?”

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11. "Dear Dad, don't forget to make bacon!"

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12. "I am never coming out of my room. Except when I need food or to go #1 or #2 or to go to school."

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13. "Dear God, Are you a ninja? Is that why I can't see you?"

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14. “Dear Easter Bunny, Well, first of all, don’t leave anything on the floor. Last year our hamster died because he ate jelly beans you left on the floor.”

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15. "Roses are red, violets are blue, you are stinky and you poop too!"

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