If you still haven't gotten the image of Amy Schumer's pregnancy cake out of your head, you might not be ready for what we've got in store for you today...
For your own good, we're going to start slowly with this clever play on the classic "It's a girl/boy!" cake.
Another option? This "100% juice, no seeds" cake.
This guy celebrated his big snip with a "So long, boys" cake.
And this guy "retired the swim team." LOLOLOL.
Let's turn up the uncomfortable meter just a tad, shall we?
Yikes! Rest in peace, spermie.
Oh, nothing to see here, just an "anthropomorphized penis performing its own vasectomy" cake. Cool, cool.
Let's take a step back for a second as you process that one.
Look how economically this cake made its point.
Out of the pool, fellas.
OK, back to the disturbing ones. AAAAARRGGGHHH!!!!
Oh, Mr. Peanut! Man down, man down!
And, hey, if you don't like cake, you can always do cookies!