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14 Texts You'd Send If You Were A Savage Motherfucker And Not So Damn Nice

Your texts would be DELIVERED.

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1. This is how you'd respond to the infuriating "K" text:

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2. And this is what you'd send when you simply aren't having it:

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3. This guy? You would SHUT. HIM. DOWN.

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4. Same with this guy:

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5. And you would deal with exes without an ounce of feeling:

6. Like, not an ounce.

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7. NOT. AN. OUNCE.

8. You would no longer have long, awkward exchanges when randos from your past suddenly pop up on your phone:

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9. You would not suffer fools. AT ALL!

10. And you'd be ten steps ahead of, well, everyone:

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11. Your rivals wouldn't stand a chance:

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12. This would be your version of "gracious":

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13. Crapping on your happiness would come with a serious cost:

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14. And, really, you'd just have too much damn fun bringing the fire every time your phone buzzed:

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