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The person who inspired their gym to put up this sign:
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And the nearly as nasty person who inspired this one:
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The guy who likes to just hang out on the equipment, watching porn:
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And the guy who likes to get a buzz on while working out:
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The meathead who bites down on the equipment:
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And the winner who sticks their gum on the equipment:
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The member who — for some WTF reason — keeps stealing shower heads:
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The member who makes a nasty habit even nastier:
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And the hirsute member who shaves and leaves the sink looking like this:
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The gross mofo who keeps wiping their boogers on the walls:
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The jerk who pees in the freaking sauna:
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The guy who skipped the day sharing was taught at preschool:
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The person (or let's be real, PEOPLE) who leave the bathroom like this:
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And the "gentlemen and scholars" who insist on drying their balls off with the gym's hairdryers:
