1.Not gonna lie — this looks adorable — but unfortunately I use up all my "crafting Winnie the Pooh faces" time in the morning dragging my kids (who are "too tiiiiiiiired") out of bed.
3.Love the creativity on this "boy gone fishing" sandwich, but my kids woke up "sick" and I have to take their temperatures to prove they're fine. (It's test day.)
4.Props to the dad who made this amazing The Lego Movie lunch — really! — but my kids just announced at 7:44 a.m. they need to dress up like literary characters, so...
5.This Red Sox lunch is a home run, but arguing with my kids over how long they REALLY need to brush their teeth sucked up all my spare melon scooping time.
9.This is cute with a capital "C", but I just spent 10 minutes mediating my kids' fight over who gets to eat cereal out of the blue bowl, so it's not going to happen.
10.A "make your own waffles" lunch is incredible, but my kid picked shorts and a tank top to wear in 45 degree weather and I'm going to need to change them into a whole new outfit.
11.Wait...parents are doing AMAZING napkins too? Come on! Ok, this is awesome, but the dog just threw up and I have to deal with that on top of everything else. Also, it's 7:58 a.m. and I'm wearing a robe.
12.Would my kids be thrilled to have this in their lunch? Yes. But my kids also move about as fast as that sloth in Zootopia when putting on their coats.
13.Finally, these homemade lunch bags are ten parts of awesome, but once the kids are ready I have like four and a half minutes left to get MYSELF ready, so...