1. What Kind of Fish loves to Paint?
2. What kind of Fish only Paints on the Street?
3. Who is Marcel Duchamp's favorite Rapper?
4. Where do Surrealists go on Vacation?
5. Where do Street Artists keep their Money?
6. What do you call a Dutch Master who lives at the Zoo?
7. Why did the Dutch Masters always wear Condoms?
8. What do you call a Porno starring a Dutch Master?
9. What Sculptor lives on Monster Island?
10. What's a Still-Life Painter's favorite Country Song?
11. What's an Impressionist's Favorite Country Song?
12. What did Cuba Gooding Jr. say to the Art Dealer?
13. What do Psychics use to contact Dead Photojournalists?
14. What's a Portrait Photographer's favorite Fantasy Novel?
15. What do you call it when a Sculptor goes Fishing and comes back Empty-Handed?
16. Why did the Collage Artist eat at the Drive-Thru?
17. Where do Dogs Dressed as Humans go Grocery Shopping?
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