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Can You Speak Scouse?

Eeeee, was tha' abar, lar?

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  1. 1. Canna 'uv some scran?

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    Can I get a scan?
    Can I have some money?
    Can I have some food?
    Can I have some tobacco?
  2. 2. It's crackin’ the flags.

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    It’s broken.
    It’s falling apart.
    It’s sunny.
    It’s priceless.
  3. 3. Was that a jigger-rabbit?

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    Was that a rat?
    Was that a cat?
    Was that a fox?
    Was that a badger?
  4. 4. Am proper bladdered, ‘aar kid.

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    I’m bleeding a lot, brother.
    I’m really drunk, brother.
    I’ve been beaten up, brother.
    I punched my brother.
  5. 5. I was binbagged last night.

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    I was thrown out by my other half last night.
    I was blind drunk with the lads last night.
    I was really tired last night.
    I was wrapped up in bin bags last night.
  6. 6. Are yer on facey?

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    Are you on Facebook?
    Are you sober?
    Are you being facetious?
    Are you angry?
  7. 7. Any odds, lar?

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    What’re the betting odds, mate?
    Got any spare food, mate?
    Got any spare change, mate?
    Got any spare bric-a-brac, mate?
  8. 8. Am off fer a quick burst.

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    I’m off to play some music.
    I’m off to the toilet.
    I’m having a minor breakdown.
    I’m off for a quick pint.
  9. 9. Her set of lungs are well jarg.

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    She has a terrible singing voice.
    She’s wearing fake jewelry.
    She’s a heavy smoker.
    She has fake breasts.
  10. 10. E’s got one eye in Tocky and one eye in Crocky.

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    He’s indecisive.
    He’s cheating on his wife.
    He frequently travels.
    He’s cross-eyed.
  11. 11. Yer Ma's pyar antwacky.

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    Your Mum’s really old-fashioned.
    Your Mum’s really crazy.
    Your Mum’s really rude.
    Your Mum’s really smelly.
  12. 12. The arl fella's gorra cob on.

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    The old man’s got a sore head.
    My Dad’s in a bad mood.
    The old man’s hungry.
    My Dad’s about to fall asleep.
  13. 13. Eh, lid, keep Dixie would ya?

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    Mate, please look after Dixie for me.
    Mate, please look after the kids for me.
    Mate, please keep a look out for me.
    Mate, please keep this safe for me.
  14. 14. I'll give yer down the banks.

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    I’ll start crying.
    I’ll give you a stern telling off.
    I’ll thrown you in the nearest river.
    I’ll tell my Mum.
  15. 15. That's bang out, pal!

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    That’s out of order, pal!
    That’s amazing, pal!
    That’s disgusting, pal!
    That’s totally acceptable, pal!
  16. 16. Shall we nip down the bewzer?

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    Shall we go to the seafront?
    Shall we go to the newsstand?
    Shall we go to the clinic?
    Shall we go to the pub?
  17. 17. Look at de size ov dem bins!

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    Look at how big those glasses are!
    Look at how big those bins are!
    Look at the size of Debenhams!
    Look at the size of those pints!
  18. 18. Go 'ead, showus yer trabs.

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    Show me your stomach muscles.
    Show me your trainers.
    Show me your new set of wheels.
    Show me your tattoos.
  19. 19. You're a gegger, mate.

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    You’re fashionable.
    You’re annoying.
    You’re a tag-along.
    You’re really likeable.
  20. 20. Just jib her right off.

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    Just draw on her face.
    Just insult her and run away.
    Just don’t see her again.
    Just lie to her.
  21. 21. Havin' a right barney, them two.

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    Having a sing-song.
    Having a dance.
    Having an argument.
    Having a kiss.

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