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Can You Speak Scouse?

Eeeee, was tha' abar, lar?

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  1. 1. Canna 'uv some scran?

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    Can I get a scan?
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    Can I have some money?
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    Can I have some food?
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    Can I have some tobacco?
  2. 2. It's crackin’ the flags.

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    It’s broken.
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    It’s falling apart.
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    It’s sunny.
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    It’s priceless.
  3. 3. Was that a jigger-rabbit?

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    Was that a rat?
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    Was that a cat?
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    Was that a fox?
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    Was that a badger?
  4. 4. Am proper bladdered, ‘aar kid.

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    I’m bleeding a lot, brother.
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    I’m really drunk, brother.
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    I’ve been beaten up, brother.
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    I punched my brother.
  5. 5. I was binbagged last night.

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    I was thrown out by my other half last night.
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    I was blind drunk with the lads last night.
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    I was really tired last night.
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    I was wrapped up in bin bags last night.
  6. 6. Are yer on facey?

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    Are you on Facebook?
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    Are you sober?
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    Are you being facetious?
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    Are you angry?
  7. 7. Any odds, lar?

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    What’re the betting odds, mate?
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    Got any spare food, mate?
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    Got any spare change, mate?
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    Got any spare bric-a-brac, mate?
  8. 8. Am off fer a quick burst.

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    I’m off to play some music.
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    I’m off to the toilet.
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    I’m having a minor breakdown.
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    I’m off for a quick pint.
  9. 9. Her set of lungs are well jarg.

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    She has a terrible singing voice.
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    She’s wearing fake jewelry.
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    She’s a heavy smoker.
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    She has fake breasts.
  10. 10. E’s got one eye in Tocky and one eye in Crocky.

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    He’s indecisive.
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    He’s cheating on his wife.
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    He frequently travels.
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    He’s cross-eyed.
  11. 11. Yer Ma's pyar antwacky.

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    Your Mum’s really old-fashioned.
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    Your Mum’s really crazy.
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    Your Mum’s really rude.
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    Your Mum’s really smelly.
  12. 12. The arl fella's gorra cob on.

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    The old man’s got a sore head.
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    My Dad’s in a bad mood.
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    The old man’s hungry.
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    My Dad’s about to fall asleep.
  13. 13. Eh, lid, keep Dixie would ya?

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    Mate, please look after Dixie for me.
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    Mate, please look after the kids for me.
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    Mate, please keep a look out for me.
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    Mate, please keep this safe for me.
  14. 14. I'll give yer down the banks.

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    I’ll start crying.
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    I’ll give you a stern telling off.
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    I’ll thrown you in the nearest river.
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    I’ll tell my Mum.
  15. 15. That's bang out, pal!

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    That’s out of order, pal!
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    That’s amazing, pal!
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    That’s disgusting, pal!
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    That’s totally acceptable, pal!
  16. 16. Shall we nip down the bewzer?

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    Shall we go to the seafront?
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    Shall we go to the newsstand?
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    Shall we go to the clinic?
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    Shall we go to the pub?
  17. 17. Look at de size ov dem bins!

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    Look at how big those glasses are!
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    Look at how big those bins are!
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    Look at the size of Debenhams!
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    Look at the size of those pints!
  18. 18. Go 'ead, showus yer trabs.

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    Show me your stomach muscles.
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    Show me your trainers.
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    Show me your new set of wheels.
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    Show me your tattoos.
  19. 19. You're a gegger, mate.

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    You’re fashionable.
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    You’re annoying.
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    You’re a tag-along.
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    You’re really likeable.
  20. 20. Just jib her right off.

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    Just draw on her face.
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    Just insult her and run away.
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    Just don’t see her again.
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    Just lie to her.
  21. 21. Havin' a right barney, them two.

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    Having a sing-song.
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    Having a dance.
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    Having an argument.
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    Having a kiss.
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