1. 1) The Classless Subban Trophy: Ryan Kesler
Reserved for the most egregious (and .gif-able) display of embellished diving
4. 2) The Keenan Trophy: John Tortorella
In addition to likely taking home the Jack Adams Award, the coach of the New York Rangers also walks away with the the Keenan for exemplary stubbornness.
5. 3) The Fleury Trophy: Sidney Crosby
Awarded to the executor of the year’s biggest douche move.
6. 4) The Belfour Trophy: Patrick Kane
Awarded to the league’s sloppiest drunk. The Chicago winger is a multiple recipient and seems determined on having this prestigious recognition re-named in his honor someday.
9. 5) The Avery Trophy: Joe Vitale
Awarded to the instigator of the craziest line brawl of the year. Here’s the penalties after it was all said and done:
18:57 PHI Wayne Simmonds : Fighting (maj) — 5 min
18:57 PIT Deryk Engelland : Fighting (maj) — 5 min
18:57 PHI Pavel Kubina : Unsportsmanlike conduct — 2 min
18:57 PIT Arron Asham : Unsportsmanlike conduct — 2 min
18:57 PHI Marc-Andre Bourdon : Unsportsmanlike conduct — 2 min
18:57 PIT Craig Adams : Unsportsmanlike conduct — 2 min
18:57 PHI Danny Briere : Unsportsmanlike conduct — 2 min
18:57 PIT Joe Vitale : Unsportsmanlike conduct — 2 min
18:57 PHI Brayden Schenn : Roughing — 2 min
18:57 PHI Brayden Schenn : Unsportsmanlike conduct — 2 min
10. 6) The Quackenbush Trophy: Marian Gaborik
Saluting the silliest moment of the NHL season, The Quackenbush Trophy goes to Gaborik for celebrating scoring on fellow New York Ranger Henrik Lundqvist in the All Star Game by re-enacting a rather dubious move by another teammate Artem Anisimov.
12. 7) The Datsyuk Trophy: Matt Duchene
The Colorado center takes home the Datsyuk for goal of the year with this amazing display of hand-eye co-ordination.
13. 8) The Thom Yorke Award: Tim Thomas
This special designation goes to the now former Bruins goaltender for leaving his team “High And Dry”. God’s will be done.
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