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Germany Crushes Brazil 7-1 In World Cup Semifinal

Germany 7, Brazil 1. Just wow.

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Missing its captain, Thiago Silva, and superstar Neymar Jr., Brazil went into today's semifinal vs. Germany shorthanded. But nobody could have predicted that Brazil would go down 5-0 in the first 30 minutes. It was truly horrific to watch.

This sad child witnessing devastation is every Brazilian soccer fan.

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Five goals. In 30 minutes.

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I never thought I'd say this: Brazilian fans are leaving, before halftime, of a World Cup semifinal in their home country. It's stunning.

Sam Borden@SamBorden

I never thought I'd say this: Brazilian fans are leaving, before halftime, of a World Cup semifinal in their home country. It's stunning.

4:31 PM - 08 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

BREAKING: Brazil's Christ the Redeemer statue right now.

Football Funnys@FootballFunnys

BREAKING: Brazil's Christ the Redeemer statue right now.

4:45 PM - 08 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Spoiler Alert! I wrote the script for this World Cup game.

George R.R. Martin@GRRM

Spoiler Alert! I wrote the script for this World Cup game.

4:25 PM - 08 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Germany is playing like Meryl Streep at the Oscars. Brazil is playing like Leonardo DiCaprio.

Overrated Outcast@over_rated

Germany is playing like Meryl Streep at the Oscars. Brazil is playing like Leonardo DiCaprio.

5:05 PM - 08 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

And some Brazil supporters were already burning flags.

Torcedores revoltados com o placar do jogo queimam a bandeira do Brasil na Vila Madalena #vejaspnacopa

VEJA SÃO PAULO@VejaSP

Torcedores revoltados com o placar do jogo queimam a bandeira do Brasil na Vila Madalena #vejaspnacopa

9:41 PM - 08 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

And then Germany scored again in the second half to make it 6-0, because of course they scored again.

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Germany's Andre Schuerrle celebrates scoring his side's 6th goal.

And then the Germans scored again. 7-0!

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Wait a second now, Brazil scores!

David Luiz in tears during post-match interview on Sport TV #Brazil

Bryan Swanson@skysports_bryan

David Luiz in tears during post-match interview on Sport TV #Brazil

5:58 PM - 08 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

In conclusion...

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