Germany Crushes Brazil 7-1 In World Cup Semifinal

Germany 7, Brazil 1. Just wow.

1. Missing its captain, Thiago Silva, and superstar Neymar Jr., Brazil went into today’s semifinal vs. Germany shorthanded. But nobody could have predicted that Brazil would go down 5-0 in the first 30 minutes. It was truly horrific to watch.

2. This sad child witnessing devastation is every Brazilian soccer fan.

4. Five goals. In 30 minutes.

6. Just…

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7. Happened!


8. Brazil captain Thiago Silva sitting out Tuesday’s match because of yellow cards.


— Felix. (@WittyGooner)

I never thought I'd say this: Brazilian fans are leaving, before halftime, of a World Cup semifinal in their home country. It's stunning.

— Sam Borden (@SamBorden)

BREAKING: Brazil's Christ the Redeemer statue right now.

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys)

Spoiler Alert! I wrote the script for this World Cup game.

— George R.R. Martin (@GRRM)

Germany is playing like Meryl Streep at the Oscars. Brazil is playing like Leonardo DiCaprio.

— Overrated Outcast (@over_rated)

14. Brazil fans leaving the stadium at halftime.

15. And some Brazil supporters were already burning flags.

Torcedores revoltados com o placar do jogo queimam a bandeira do Brasil na Vila Madalena #vejaspnacopa


17. And then Germany scored again in the second half to make it 6-0, because of course they scored again.

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Germany’s Andre Schuerrle celebrates scoring his side’s 6th goal.

19. And then the Germans scored again. 7-0!

20. Brazil’s manager, Luiz Scolari.

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29. Wait a second now, Brazil scores!


— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner)

30. And then it was over. Germany 7, Brazil 1. The worst loss for Brazil since it lost 6-0 to Uruguay in 1920.

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David Luiz in tears during post-match interview on Sport TV #Brazil

— Bryan Swanson (@skysports_bryan)

32. In conclusion…

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