North Korea's Tweets Are Like Bad Indie Rock Lyrics

Or like really good prog rock lyrics. All indie tweets courtesy of this English-translation of North Korea's Twitter feed @uriminzok_engl.

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Rough tongue, the floor is going to bat coming Hongduke Toothpaste nolrimyeo us a flagrant provocation, the puppet will be asked to pay for…

Rough tongue, the floor is going to bat coming Hongduke Toothpaste nolrimyeo us a flagrant provocation, the puppet will be asked to pay for…-- North Korea English

Puppet then to turn their life more valuable to our institution with dignity challenge jilgeot death outside that carefully know.…

Puppet then to turn their life more valuable to our institution with dignity challenge jilgeot death outside that carefully know.…-- North Korea English

This genus tears young people head in the sea, such as saengtte jwiyeo jjamyeo rimyeongbak iniquity hidden tricks, no amount of trying, no…

This genus tears young people head in the sea, such as saengtte jwiyeo jjamyeo rimyeongbak iniquity hidden tricks, no amount of trying, no…-- North Korea English

Tee martial arts from the puppet traitor apology apology does not even want what the bastard, we will get rid of them all without…

Tee martial arts from the puppet traitor apology apology does not even want what the bastard, we will get rid of them all without…-- North Korea English

…the costly http://t.co/A5ROAHCR53-- North Korea English

Dead march as the United States and the puppet stands hollering "stand" provocative book called apoptosis disastrous, not only will…

Dead march as the United States and the puppet stands hollering "stand" provocative book called apoptosis disastrous, not only will…-- North Korea English

We are not afraid to give up the choices for themselves and tall and walked his way to the pressure of the enemy. http://t.co/SkhK5x04hN

We are not afraid to give up the choices for themselves and tall and walked his way to the pressure of the enemy. http://t.co/SkhK5x04hN-- North Korea English

Hot spot is an area of ​​the world's nuclear powder keg without difference or resulting from a nuclear war in the Korean Peninsula will be…

Hot spot is an area of ​​the world's nuclear powder keg without difference or resulting from a nuclear war in the Korean Peninsula will be…-- North Korea English

Provocation of the hole, rolling eyeball recessed brutal jackals like a hungry jaebit Blue House doorstep perched aiming arc-optical…

Provocation of the hole, rolling eyeball recessed brutal jackals like a hungry jaebit Blue House doorstep perched aiming arc-optical…-- North Korea English

…puppet traitors and collaborators of the liquidation will be removed. http://t.co/C9q67tDAMr

…puppet traitors and collaborators of the liquidation will be removed. http://t.co/C9q67tDAMr-- North Korea English

Squeeze the Japanese reactionaries another land, my land, water, or fire, you do not know him the H. Come on, I'm going to beat the sheer…

Squeeze the Japanese reactionaries another land, my land, water, or fire, you do not know him the H. Come on, I'm going to beat the sheer…-- North Korea English

…can not even imagine the devastation. http://t.co/ZpLpSgi6cu

…can not even imagine the devastation. http://t.co/ZpLpSgi6cu-- North Korea English

…matter how not him in person. http://t.co/ZNu2asvhTi

…matter how not him in person. http://t.co/ZNu2asvhTi-- North Korea English

Deterrent Masturbation jeokhaek will continue to strengthen in every way those who say even if we only enemies umjjeok When preemptive…

Deterrent Masturbation jeokhaek will continue to strengthen in every way those who say even if we only enemies umjjeok When preemptive…-- North Korea English