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    STD's, Rubber Mallets, and the Perils of Not Wearing Underwear

    Mike Adams, author of Toilet Bowl Soup, talks about STD's, rubber mallets, and the perils of not wearing underwear. Biography Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie, a mutt breed of surrealism and violence, a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. Adams isn’t some uppity velvet hipster publishing dead horse vomit on the perils of love, terminal cancer, or vampires. He’s not going try to impress you with an extensive vocabulary or a goddamn fedora… And no, Adams doesn’t write poetry and he damn sure doesn’t want to read yours! In May of 2007 he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled “Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America”, selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. With an America tour under his belt, Adams’ book has been well on its way to achieving cult-classic status, attracting both traditional literary minds as well as non-traditional readers with its absurd and immoral content. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films “Watch Out”, Phone Sex”, “Wamego: Ultimatum”, and “Trust Me”. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” staring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen. After a good old fashion trip to rehab last year, Adams has resurfaced in 2011 with his second installment of the Toilet Bowl Soup series entitled The Holy Sh*t. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he claims to be more of a drinker than a writer. Yet, he does continue to document his deviant tales every chance he gets. Legend has it that if you drive by his house just after sundown, you might catch him during a flashback, sitting on his rooftop screaming at the top of his lungs, simply waiting for the time to come when he can finally rest in peace.

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