Gentleman's Rants Are Everything You Didn't Know You Needed In Your Life

Sass, sarcasm and angst. All in one-liners.

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'I don't know what makes this place feel more like a time warp. The fact that everybody smokes or that nobody accepts credit cards.'

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'Who hired the failed film student to run the video and lights show? I shouldn't feel like I'm having an aneurism.'

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'Just because someone is Asian doesn't mean they know karate, kung fu or some other form of martial arts. Some of them just teach it.'

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'I don't always take out the trash, but when I do, I do because the apartment smells like god damn trash.'

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'You know that guy they call your academic advisor? He's gonna fuck up your entire life. Trust me.'

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'If you've taken more than a year of wood or metal shop, that's no longer an elective. That's a career.'

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'It's pretty fitting you call yourselves EMT. Cause that's exactly what you are going to need after you eat all the shit that you cook.'

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'A line to get in, a line to get a drink, a line to go to the bathroom, and a line to do a line in the bathroom. All this place is is a bunch of lines!'