25 "Harry Potter" Products That'll Make Your Credit Card Go Swish And Flick
"EXPELLIARMUS!" —me to my Gringotts savings account.
A toilet-proof passport holder designed to ease travel between public lavatories and The Ministry of Magic.*
A polyjuice potion flask known to completely alter your appearance and make you seem ~moody~.
A Luna Lovegood shirt you probably saw advertised in The Quibbler. Because who reads Rita Skeeter's garbage?
A platform 9 & 3/4 sign that is a safety risk. Please do not ram into your door thinking you'll board The Hogwarts Express.
And a Yule Ball candle that smells like cinnamon, balsam fir, and the sad suffering of Parvati and Padma Patil.
A tote bag for wizards who only purchase ethically-sourced unicorn hair, locally-grown mandrakes, and a mean avocado toast.
A morphing mug designed to reveal the Marauder's Map with hot liquid. Fingers crossed we don't see Wormtail.
Crocheted booties for the newborn who aspires to join the Bulgarian Vratsa Vultures and become the next Viktor Krum.
A ruled journal that turns writing tools into magical objects. Why? Your pens will begin to swish and flick.
Magical jewelry known to transform the ears of even the most ordinary muggle. These will secure you a place at Hogwarts.
A planter for your mandrake. Now, please put on your earmuffs before you faint and make a fool of yourself.
A lightswitch brought to you by Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore himself. Don't insult this product in front of Hagrid.
Assorted bath bombs for the perfect soak. Even Moaning Myrtle won't be able to disturb you!*
Socks that combine comfort and altruism: all proceeds will go to S.P.E.W. (Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare).
A kindle case that holds words, AKA the most inexhaustible form of magic, within.
Running shorts perfect for Quidditch practice during the warmer months. Buckle up and break out your Nimbus 2000, buddy!
A doe pin designed to keep Dementors from sucking the life out of you. Seems like a pretty worthy investment.
Shot glasses for when you'd like to pre-game in the common room. The Leaky Cauldron gets expensive, okay!?
A backpack that's the perfect carry-on for The Hogwarts Express. Now sit back and wait for the trolley, dear.
A ring with a complimentary commentator who sporadically yells things like, "TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR."
Bracelets made from liquid luck. Wear these during your O.W.L.s and you're guaranteed to pass.
What my credit card will say after I purchase everything on this list.
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