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    Updated on Oct 4, 2018. Posted on Sep 28, 2018

    25 "Harry Potter" Products That'll Make Your Credit Card Go Swish And Flick

    "EXPELLIARMUS!" —me to my Gringotts savings account.

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    1. A toilet-proof passport holder designed to ease travel between public lavatories and The Ministry of Magic.*

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    *Not actually toilet-proof. Do not intentionally drop your passport into the toilet.

    Get it from Amazon for $19.95 (available with three different crests).

    2. A polyjuice potion flask known to completely alter your appearance and make you seem ~moody~.

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    Siriusly! The last time I drank from this, I developed an eye patch and everyone called me "moody." Like, how would you know what I'm like? Ugh.

    Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

    3. A Luna Lovegood shirt you probably saw advertised in The Quibbler. Because who reads Rita Skeeter's garbage?

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    Damn you, The Daily Prophet.

    Get it from Your Niche Factory on Etsy for $15.

    4. A platform 9 & 3/4 sign that is a safety risk. Please do not ram into your door thinking you'll board The Hogwarts Express.

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    Disclaimer: BuzzFeed does not take any responsibility for injuries sustained by the above product.

    Get it from Green On The Vine Design on Etsy for $14.

    5. A butter-beer inspired candle designed to smell like Saturday mornings in Hogsmeade.

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    Psst, this bad boy has a burn time of 25+ hours.

    Get it from Nook and Burrow on Etsy for $17.90.

    6. And a Yule Ball candle that smells like cinnamon, balsam fir, and the sad suffering of Parvati and Padma Patil.

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    They were the unspoken heroes of Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire, honestly.

    Get it from Liber de Stella on Etsy for $18.

    7. A tote bag for wizards who only purchase ethically-sourced unicorn hair, locally-grown mandrakes, and a mean avocado toast.

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    Notice that this doesn't say "Diagonilley."

    *ahem* Harry *ahem*

    Get it from Theresa Flaherty on Society6 for $15.

    8. A morphing mug designed to reveal the Marauder's Map with hot liquid. Fingers crossed we don't see Wormtail.

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    "I solemnly swear I am going to help you wake up." —my coffee, as I pour it into this mug.

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

    9. Crocheted booties for the newborn who aspires to join the Bulgarian Vratsa Vultures and become the next Viktor Krum.

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    Your newborn won't just chase the snitch, he or she will become the snitch.

    Get it from Obaby Boutique Baby on Etsy for $16.

    10. A ruled journal that turns writing tools into magical objects. Why? Your pens will begin to swish and flick.

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    This terrible pun has been brought to you by the teachings of one Filius Flitwick, the most adorable professor to ever exist.

    Get this book from Amazon for $12.79.

    11. Magical jewelry known to transform the ears of even the most ordinary muggle. These will secure you a place at Hogwarts.

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    Well, they will secure your ears a place at Hogwarts. But where they lead, you will follow. You're welcome.

    Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

    12. Sherbet Lemons and Pumpkin juice, the latter of which will not grow back your bones. Unfortunately.

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    "What did you expect? PUMPKIN JUICE?" —the savage Madam Pomfrey.

    Get them from The Universal Store for $27.95 (left, for a pack of four) and $12.95 (right).

    13. A planter for your mandrake. Now, please put on your earmuffs before you faint and make a fool of yourself.

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    I'm looking at you, Neville. I don't care if you've Longbottomed.

    Get it from Plant Puns on Etsy for $22+.

    *This will not actually help you grow mandrakes, but it can help you grow tarragon!

    14. A lightswitch brought to you by Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore himself. Don't insult this product in front of Hagrid.

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    Psst, need a different plate? Message the creator and she'll work with ya!

    Get it from Luna Love By Corinna on Etsy for $8.

    15. Assorted bath bombs for the perfect soak. Even Moaning Myrtle won't be able to disturb you!*

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    *Moaning Myrtle won't disturb you, but a basilisk might. Please ensure that your bathtub is not connected to any secret chambers before hopping in.

    Get them from Bombs Away Beauty Co on Etsy for $9.99+. These bath bombs are inspired by the Sorting Hat, Sirius Black, Butterbeer, and the Golden Snitch.

    16. Socks that combine comfort and altruism: all proceeds will go to S.P.E.W. (Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare).

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    TAKE THAT, LUCIUS!

    Get them from Moon Child Crafts Shop on Etsy for $11.

    17. A Dark Side of the Hallows shirt for anyone who doesn't want to be just another muggle in the wall. Understandable.

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    Get it from Look Human for $19.99.

    18. A kindle case that holds words, AKA the most inexhaustible form of magic, within.

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    Get it from Amazon for $24.95.

    19. Running shorts perfect for Quidditch practice during the warmer months. Buckle up and break out your Nimbus 2000, buddy!

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    Get it from Ardor Attire on Etsy for $22 (available in all four house crests).

    *I am kidding: do not wear these during Quidditch practice. Please wear sensible long pants, knee pads, the works.

    20. A doe pin designed to keep Dementors from sucking the life out of you. Seems like a pretty worthy investment.

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    Get it from Cool Queen Collective on Etsy for $10.50.

    21. Shot glasses for when you'd like to pre-game in the common room. The Leaky Cauldron gets expensive, okay!?

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    Unless you'd like to deposit huge sums of money into my Gringotts account, please don't judge.

    Get them on Amazon for $9.90 (left) and $9.98 (right).

    22. A backpack that's the perfect carry-on for The Hogwarts Express. Now sit back and wait for the trolley, dear.

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    If you don't order a chocolate frog, we can't be friends. Sorry.

    Get it from Box Lunch for $34.90.

    23. A ring with a complimentary commentator who sporadically yells things like, "TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR."

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    A ring that gives live Quidditch updates? Sold.

    Get it from Mercurie Studio on Etsy for $50.

    24. And a Snape-inspired ring. I'm sorry. I just really need a moment.

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    ALWAYS *sobs uncontrollably*

    Get it from Mercurie Studio on Etsy for $45.

    25. Bracelets made from liquid luck. Wear these during your O.W.L.s and you're guaranteed to pass.

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    Get them from Amazon for $12.99.

    What my credit card will say after I purchase everything on this list.

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