2. When you pull an all-nighter right before finals but end up trapped in a YouTube loop until 6AM the next morning.
The good news: you’re now a certified expert on Gangnam Style acoustic covers and possible Illuminati imagery in Nicki Minaj music videos. The bad news: the whole, uh, finals thing we were just talking about.
4. When all those dollar slices of ‘za turn the Freshman Fifteen into the, uh, Freshman Forty.
Hath not a college student a super tight budget? If you prick them, do they not bleed Arizona Iced Tea? If they hunger, do they not have the entire McDonalds Dollar Menu memorized by heart?
7. When you show up to the wrong class on your first day and only realize it halfway through the 4-hour lecture.
And your options are either A) go full ninja and try to sneak out as stealthily as humanly possible, or B) avoid all eye contact and pray to the Almighty College Deities that the professor doesn’t call on you.
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