1.
Beware the toilet! It is a phone's worst enemy and a child's best friend.
2.
Sometimes you can't even blame it on a kid. Toilets are essentially phone-magnets.
3.
Don't drink and text, people.
4.
While you're at it — don't hike and text, either.
5.
Office chair wheels are one of mankind's worst inventions. How many lives must be lost?
6.
Baths should be a time of relaxation and reflection. Not Flappy Bird .
7.
Not only are you forced to read text messages through what looks like stained glass, you've got to risk cutting up your finger.
8.
Pool parties and cell phones don't mix.
9.
Is there anything worse than losing your phone at some outdoor event, and then finding it like this?
10.
Those fancy tile floors are nice and everything, but they will mess up your phone. Witness.
11.
A mere scratch! Just gotta buff it out.
