Resting shitface is a common condition that affects the face of a person who has consumed too many adult beverages.
It starts like this.
And while you might feel fierce and flawless...
You probably look a little more like this:
My drunk face in one pic
Or this:
Signs of resting shitface include closed eyes, squinty eyes, and open mouth.
I'm trying to get this shitfaced tonight. #HailManziel
But soon enough, you become aware of your resting shitface.
Eewe I'm to@drunj hut @timmytrumpet lmao
And you enter a whole new level of shitface.
You start trying to keep your eyes VERY OPEN.
And you end up posing for pictures like so:
You start to look a little creepy.
But don't worry, resting shitface only lasts a few hours...
So enjoy it.
Go find the nearest food item and spoon it.
You are beautiful.
