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17 Times Pokémon Go Was The Absolute Fucking Worst

Another Zubat, fucking really?

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1. When you get excited to use your home Wi-Fi to play, but you realise you live in A DARK ABYSS.

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2. Or when you finally venture out of your home to hunt for Pokémon, and the servers fuck you over.

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3. When your phone vibrates and you get excited but it's just another fucking Zubat.

When is it not a Zubat, honestly.
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When is it not a Zubat, honestly.

4. Or a god damn Rattata there to ruin your life.

friends: i got so many rare pokemon how about you me:

5. When a good Pokémon finally pops up, and you have no more Poké Balls because you wasted them all on the shitty commons.

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6. And when the professor only gives you one candy when you transfer the shitty Pokémon that took multiple balls to catch.

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7. When you really want some free Poké Balls but have to decide that sometimes it's just not worth it.

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8. When you walk for what feels like eternity to hatch your egg and it ends up just being a really shitty Pokémon.

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9. When you're standing RIGHT NEXT TO A POKÉ STOP AND IT SAYS YOU'RE TOO FAR FROM IT.

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10. When people drop a bunch of Lures and you're just out of reach from them.

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11. Or when you drop a Lure and only FUCKING WEEDLES COME TO YOUR YARD.

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12. When you're finally in a location you know has all the good Pokémon, and the servers are down.

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13. Or you get close enough and your phone dies.

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14. When that high CP Pokémon FINALLY gets in your Poké Ball, and then pops right fucking out.

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15. When you get too into playing and you realise your phone battery is fucked.

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16. Plus your mobile data consumption is next-level.

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17. And worst of all, when you start to think Pokémon Go is cool, then you see all these brands trying to hop on the vibe too.

https://www.facebook.com/UbyKotexAU/photos/a.219797998045660.76145.213803498645110/1477068912318556/?type=3&theater
https://www.facebook.com/MrRental/photos/a.165139788706.118339.24242663706/10154375004273707/?type=3&theater

That is not a vibe.