17 Times Pokémon Go Was The Absolute Fucking Worst
Another Zubat, fucking really?
1. When you get excited to use your home Wi-Fi to play, but you realise you live in A DARK ABYSS.
2. Or when you finally venture out of your home to hunt for Pokémon, and the servers fuck you over.
3. When your phone vibrates and you get excited but it's just another fucking Zubat.
4. Or a god damn Rattata there to ruin your life.
5. When a good Pokémon finally pops up, and you have no more Poké Balls because you wasted them all on the shitty commons.
6. And when the professor only gives you one candy when you transfer the shitty Pokémon that took multiple balls to catch.
7. When you really want some free Poké Balls but have to decide that sometimes it's just not worth it.
8. When you walk for what feels like eternity to hatch your egg and it ends up just being a really shitty Pokémon.
9. When you're standing RIGHT NEXT TO A POKÉ STOP AND IT SAYS YOU'RE TOO FAR FROM IT.
10. When people drop a bunch of Lures and you're just out of reach from them.
11. Or when you drop a Lure and only FUCKING WEEDLES COME TO YOUR YARD.
12. When you're finally in a location you know has all the good Pokémon, and the servers are down.
13. Or you get close enough and your phone dies.
14. When that high CP Pokémon FINALLY gets in your Poké Ball, and then pops right fucking out.
15. When you get too into playing and you realise your phone battery is fucked.
16. Plus your mobile data consumption is next-level.
17. And worst of all, when you start to think Pokémon Go is cool, then you see all these brands trying to hop on the vibe too.
That is not a vibe.